Jans

A charming guy with a big heart for children's TV shows. An absolute sweetheart though he finds it very difficult to admit his love to others. Nobody shits like him! He has a great affinity for cultures and languages which makes him incredibly open and suits his broad mindset.

If you meet Jans, you will have endless fun with his childlike humour and choice of words.
A: "Yesterday I met Jans and we had fries on pizza!"
B: "Is Jans the guy who loves dogs more than he loves his life?"
A: "Yes exactly and he literally mentioned nothing as often as that!"
by kakakolumna July 15, 2021
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Jan is the guy who you would want to spend new years with if you want to climax your last day of the year.
Wow, I could really use a Jan right now lmao
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It’s called English motherfucker learn it
What day is it. It’s Jan 2
by Slut-shaming👌🏿K.a.l November 22, 2019
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Jan is someone who you will love, she's the vest girlfriend. Is not very loyal but cares about you. She is very sweet and usually with a tall boy since jan is short for January and jan is short. Usually paired with someone thats not really athletic but funny,smart,tall,and from hawaii.
Person 1: "who is that girl! She's so hot"
Person 2: "Oh thats Jan"
Person 1"i think im in love"
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Jan is a fatass, out of breath ass, dating muscle man headass nigga. Thus meaning stay away from this nigga man for your own safety
by Elon Musk223 February 20, 2019
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A sweet girl, takes care of herself a lot ( especially skin ), will be there for you, great dancer. People may say she looks mean but deep in there she has a bubbly side waiting to pop. Be careful with Jan there’s not much people like her.
by 1/8 of MGA MENG September 23, 2018
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A term originating from the popular phrase "Sure, Jan," it is a nickname given to someone you know is a liar. It can also be yelled at someone sporadically during a very important Twitter debate, or when some autist you know is obviously lying.

Tl;dr, Jan is a liar.

You can also use it as a nickname for obnoxious valley girls nobody likes, similar to Karen, but 16.
Jan: You don't have to worry about him Tod, we're just friends.
Tod: Sure, Jan.
by Super Zinba October 02, 2020
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