Jade Monkey 

Originating from the classic Simpsons episode 'Homer Goes to College' the term Jade Monkey has been coined as a small bottle of alcohol used only for shots that mysteriously appears while drinking max beers.

The night became rather rambunctious once Leif gifted the party with shots from his Jade Monkey

Jade Monkey by Dahn! September 2, 2013

Jade 

joint (marijuana cigarette)

She lit a jade with her Zippo lighter.

Jade by Nick At Night July 16, 2008

Jadding 

The female act of urinating while standing.

Ralph was beginning to think he would never find true love, until one night, there she was, jadding on the wall next to the 7-Eleven.

Jadding by Honriddle von Genschler December 27, 2017

Jade 

Jade is that girl that you just love to death. She's brilliant, charismatic, charming, perfect, and amazing. She has that smile worth dying for and is the most beautiful girl you will ever lay your eyes on, with beautiful eyes and brown hair. You're lucky to even know her. Jade is an absolute angel and goddess among others.

"Dude, you see Jade at school?"
"Yeah, she's hot as fuck, I wish I could date her."

Jade by vineobsessedl0l February 28, 2018

Jade 

The most amazing girl out there! Jade is the most caring, smart,funny, and pretty girl around. She will always be there for you and will never fail to make you smile. Jade is the kind of person you would be extremely lucky to meet in your life. She is an amazing person and will always cheer you up when you're feeling down. Jade also has a really good sense of humor, she will always make you laugh and will also take cheeky jabs at you here and there. She has the prettiest eyes, and her smile lights up the room. If you are ever lucky enough to come across her, never let her go. She is the absolute best partner or friend you could ask for.

i love you jade <3

Jade by :)__ October 25, 2018

Jade 

Jade is a crazy girl and she is in the cool girls group that all the boys want to go out with Jade if you find her don’t lose her she is one of a kind and don’t mess with her and her friends she will find you😂

Jade is a very brave girl that risked her own life to save another.

Jade by Shoes4life December 3, 2018

Jade 

Jade is a girl who has her very own sense of style and will kick your ass if you make her mad, she’s been through hell and back but always manages to get off her knees and show the situation up, Jades usually constantly Battle depression and typically have trust issues, but they will purposely hide it to make YOU happy. Jades are scared of the dark and clowns, and are heels mean when on their periods, but you can fix that with chocolate. Don’t mess up a jade. You treat her like a game she’ll show you how it’s played.

Damn Jade tough.

I’m gonna take strong lessons from Jade

Jade by None of your damn business. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ February 24, 2019