Irish Jackhammer

When a man (or woman) inserts their fist into a woman's vagina or anus (also could be a male's anus) and proceeds to violently shake them, while still inside, potentially causing extreme vaginal or anal trauma and/or Downs' Syndrome.

Samantha: Did you hear about Jeni? I heard Alex gave her a gnarly Irish Jackhammer!

Ryan: No shit! What a fucking whore!

by Eric Burns Red June 4, 2010

Irishness

Definition/Usage: Usually said when you think something is awesome...
Background: Comes from the Matt/Manda term Irish,meaning awesome, and -ness, meaning "over the top"

That is so totally Irishness, bizzotch!!

by M@ April 25, 2005

Whinging Irish

Used to describe Irish people who constantly bitch about being hard done by. You will usually hear them say something along the lines of "oh woe is me" or "de da de de potatoes".

I wish the Whinging Irish would stick to tiddly winks.

by Alah October 28, 2005

Irish-American

A person in the US whose distant relatives were smart enough and industrious enough to escape a dull and drunken land for a better life.

Irish-American, John O'Riley, has his great-great-great-grandfather to thank for everything good in his life and not having to live the cursed existance of his slow-witted distant cousins, of sitting on their asses all day drinking, smoking and complaining.

by Robert Murphy April 2, 2007

Irish truck bomb

fill a normal bar pitcher half full of guiness. mix equal parts Jameson and Baily's in a pint glass till half full. pour pint glass into pitcher and chug.

Kurtis puked after doing that Irish truck bomb.

by Smokey Joe HC June 15, 2007

irish

An overly stereotyped group of upstanding individuals.

"We're the first ones drinking, the last ones standing, we're the only friends you got, while we're laughing and singin' your ears are all ringin', I guess we're everything you're not!!"

-"The Last Ones Standing" by Ceann (an irish rock band)

by fuhreak August 7, 2009

Irish Goodbye

To depart, as from a bar or pub, without notifying the friends or family you are with.

Reed: "Hey, where is Dodge? He was supposed to buy the next round."

Collin: "I saw him about 20 minutes ago, standing next to the bar, swaying while he ordered a shot."

Reed: "You know what that means. He is probably a mile away by now, stumbling along a sidewalk, on his way home."

Collin: "He is truly the master of the Irish Goodbye."

by Dizzy Bizz April 18, 2010