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Iphone

by Syura- November 3, 2022
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Iphone

a lot of ppl said the iphone would fail back in 2009 as i can see from reading the definitions, but theyare very stupid because now iPhone has taken over all of their lives. hahahah MAUAAHHAAJJAAJMQMMQMQQMAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAMUAHAHAHAHAHA
Teenage boy in 2010: "haah, the iphone is the biggest piece of shit ive ever seen! Its a waste of 500 bucks. so useless"

the same person 13 years later to his younger self: "if only you knew what the iphone is now in 2023... guess how much money you pay now... oh and theres three cameras. Thats a change, definitely not the biggest though... see for yourself."
by bigappleuser3000 December 30, 2023
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iphone illness

when someone is so addicted to social media that they didn't care if your even there
you literally have iPhone illness bro
by hola4251836495y November 30, 2022
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iPhone rice

The old random rice that nobody will ever eat and is left in the cupboard solely for the purpose of drying out a wet I-Phone.
"dude, I'm starving! Can i cook up some of this rice in your cupboard?"
Stay away from that, man! That's my iPhone rice!
"Dude, gross!"
by pdiddy19 February 20, 2017
mugGet the iPhone ricemug.

pink iPhone

Standard iPhone Color commonly associated with hello kitty girls and fuck boys.
Did you see Jason’s pink iPhone? I think he’s a fuckboy!
by Wongkachonkitti January 5, 2024
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iPhone loser

Someone who realizes they are pathetic so they buy an iPhone.
"Adam realized he was a loser, so he decided to buy an iPhone to join the rest of the iPhone loser losers."
by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020
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iphone

1. A phone which battery only lasts around 2 hours on average, even If you put it on power save.

2. A phone which you can annihilate by dropping it about 3 ft

3. A phone which Gen Z thinks are better than Samsung phones, but they can't even tell you why.

4. You could type the word "butter" and somehow autocorrect registers it as "penis".

5. Overpriced piece of shit which isn't even worth the money because it breaks easily. All you're doing is paying for a name.
iphones suck so bad that even a dog's rectum would commit suicide if it saw one
by UltimateDoge September 14, 2022
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