rocking chair

a chair that rox my sockz

um...the thing that is next to me

by sam April 15, 2005

beach chair

A basic sex position in which the woman lays on her back and the man on top, but the woman places her legs over his shoulders, causing deeper penetration, very fun.

I was getting bored with missionary, so we tried beach chair, and it was much better.

by kkkkkkajajjajdonfnbgpooop June 20, 2009

Man-chair

The one or two chairs placed outside the dressing rooms in women's clothing stores or department stores. They allow men to sit somewhere for the (sometimes long) periods of time that women take to select and try on clothes.

As I get older, I really lament the declining number of man-chairs in the stores at the Mall!

by PJ Poppyjoe January 4, 2009

Sniffing the chair

When your boss asks you to do something and you know you should refuse but you do it anyway you are "Sniffing the chair"

"So, this woman who came to work so intoxicated a couple of years ago she lost control of her bowels and bladder in the office" My boss made me sniff the chair to see if it needed to be thrown out. "Sniffing the chair

by S1ghk0mantiz April 14, 2010

Over the Chair

When you access your computer without sitting down at your desk, using the keyboard and or mouse with your arms extended over the chair. Usually used with the presence of mind that you will not be committing to an extended period computering.

Mom: John, I told you to shovel the driveway, you better not be on your computer!

John: Wtf! Relax, I'm over the chair right now..

by montii123 February 26, 2011

Poop chair

An extremely large or excessive amount of fecal matter left in one sitting. Usually resulting in massive amounts of plunging.

Joe Bob:" Hot damn! That was one hell of a poop chair! Those turds were piled up to my butt cheeks by the time i was finnished."

by Jedder July 13, 2009

chair-distance

When you are sitting on a chair and you are thirsty and
need a drink. You cant because because your like stuck on the chair. You eventually ask someone to get it for you.

John sat on the couch watching the 'Simpsons' when he got suddenly thirsty.'I cant go get that' he said to himself.
"Can you go get a drink for me?" He asked his sister.
"No! Get it yourself!" She said.
"But its not chair-distance!" John said.

by Hubba Bubba DA Chewing Gum July 27, 2007