fact-tramp

n. Person more concerned with the truth of a statement that with the impact of the statement. These concrete-thinkers are often undiagnosed schizophrenics unable to see the big picture.

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This new health-care plan will make America great again!

Tens of millions will die needlessly. In horrible pain.

"Great again!" Are you deaf? Are you a fact-tramp working for the filth at CNN? "Great again!!!" With four exclamation points.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2017

all facts, no opinion

when facts r the priority & opinions r not an option

“YAH is MOST HIGH! all facts, no opinion”

by sretaw, trebor August 04, 2022

thiccy facts

This is another way to emphasize just how factual something is while still including some ratchet language

alyssa: the cheer team is so bad
Gerry: thiccy facts they always mess up

by IlliterateJerry August 28, 2018

Ignorant Facts

When someone thinks they know all about a topic, but they really end up telling lies to seem smart.

"Kyle was talking out of his ass yesterday with all his ignorant facts about politics."

by BimbleBarbo November 19, 2020

Pointless Fact

When someone on a forum or chat room points out, redundantly, something blatantly obvious, only to show off how hip and up to date they are.

Seen if before.

Stupid thread is stupid.

srsly, is not new thing

Oooold!

Pointless fact is pointless.

by RogueGS May 22, 2009

Tyler Fact

The art of telling a true sounding lie. Originally done by Tyler Footpenis

Hey Wayne, did you here that Tyler Fact earlier?

I did, you mean the one where it takes the same strength to bite through a carrot as it does a finger.

by Dane Griss March 27, 2019

Fact Checker

A person employed to keep facts in check by publishing declarations that the truth is false and that falsehoods are true.

The claim that Colonel Sanders stole his recipe is a completely fabricated falsehood. That's why the fact checkers at Snopes declared that the claim "alludes to a deeper truth".

by RealityGuide July 30, 2022