Italian Dressing

When an Italian man ejaculates onto your salad

I totally tried Joeys Italian dressing on my salad

by ChaoticZebra September 3, 2016

Italian Wristwatch

The act of taking one's penis and wrapping it around his own wrist, to where the head is tucked back out of sight. In doing so, you have the fashionable appearance of a fleshy watch band. Perhaps it should be called the Italian bracelet, but it is more of a counter to the Irish wristwatch.

Once again, Jeff texted me a picture of his Italian wristwatch. It is right on time every Monday morning

by Jeffh October 8, 2013

Italian Poncho

Long neck hair that covers the shoulders.

"Is that a dolphin covered in kelp?"
"No, it's just an Italian Poncho."
"Or is it shoshana?"

by jvsmb April 10, 2012

Italian Spliff

Marijuana mixed with oregano.

I'm bouta roll up a Italian Spliff

by Mscott03 April 14, 2023

Italian vet

The shovel

My rabbit was sick so I took it to the vet who quoted me thousands so I introduced it to the Italian vet

by Stampeze72 August 20, 2021

Italian Development

For when you copypasta everything from stack overflow

The entire codebase reeks of Italian Development, but at least it works.

by meme-bruh-1 August 19, 2022

Bedford Italian

An individual of Italian descent living in the UK who maintains the privileges of their Italian heritage whilst not being able to speak any fluent Italian.

“I'm tired of Bedford Italians driving up and down my street in their fiat punto blasting italian music when actually they have never lived there and cant speak the language.”

by Motierre October 24, 2022