Ian Kinsler

Plays badass 2nd base for the Texas Rangers. Has a new daughter named Rian. He wears short pants and acts like a child. He is sometimes gleeked by his equally sexy teammates.

Ian Kinsler is the hottest 2nd baseman in all of baseball.

Ian Kinsler is better than Dustin Pedroia.

by TessK July 9, 2009

Metal Ian

This is similar to the term ' Metal Dan', Except it is performed using the Lord of the Rings Two towers Book ( hard back copy ) , Every page should be used to be performed correctly.

See Metal Dan

You just got metal Ian'd' 'I wouldn't like to be metal Ian'd, it takes hours

by Metal0010 December 1, 2010

Ian darke

Greatest commentator ever. His voice is world renowned

Did u watch the World Cup final? No who commentated? Ian darke. Ah damnit

by Sergio el Chico April 27, 2013

Ian kiss

It starts with long slow kiss what evolves into a french kiss with grabbing boobs ( if girl) or ass ( if boy) what ends with cuddling!

Angel: Omg Lea .. I had the best date ever :3 my boyfriend gave me an Ian Kiss!
Lea: girl! I am jealause!

by Magic Melina July 4, 2016

Dirty Ian

Someone who fist fucks every employee whom they work with over bullshit

Everyone is missing today due to tony pulling a dirty Ian last week. They all went to the Emergency room

by Thaboi69 November 17, 2021

Ian Hogan

Damn this guys a fat fuck. Stuck in his high school days, Ian typically spends his day constantly formulating lies and tends to “cap” about everything he says. Also, the biggest nicotine fiend around.

Wait, I thought Ian said that he was gonna smoke a blunt with me if I gave him a dab?

Nah, it’s Ian Hogan. He’s cap.

by Not here? April 16, 2020

ian merrit

is a gay minecraft player with almost a year in time played

ian merrit is gay

by fxllenangelz August 7, 2021