Screw you guys I’m goin home

A phrase used when your friend group really pisses you off. Usually you need to stop everything your doing and announce that you’re going home

Person 1: you’re a pathetic Fatass, kill yourself

Person 2: well then Screw you guys i’m goin home

by MUGlol69 October 28, 2021

I’m not Say’n, I’m just Say’n

Just what it says!
When your in an conversation/debate/feud /or just proving A point (TO WIN)

When in doubt....just say THAT!

Karen - “Do you like my new hair cut?? I molded it after Kate + Eight!!”

Annoyed Husband - “You look like a dick. I’m not Say’n, I’m just Say’n”
Karen - “...(unenthusiastic facial expression) “yea, well your penis is small.”

by imreene July 31, 2020

I’m Too Sexy

I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt

Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan

Too sexy for Milan
New York, and Japan
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk

On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk

I’m Too Sexy for my car

Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat

What do you think about that?

'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk

On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk

Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk

On the catwalk

Yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk

Too sexy for my cat

Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy

Poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love

Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

by Death Menace June 21, 2023

I’m just chillin

A statement used to describe a person that is depressed or sad but they just don’t tell you

Aye bro you good? “yea i’m just chillin”

by jEez34 September 5, 2023

When I’m eating jajati, I make kafifi, and I wipe my Betesh with a natkin

Pretty much 4 homies eat jajati food and then the food is spicy so they have to go the bathroom to make kafifi, and then they have to wipe their butt (Betesh) with toilet paper but they only have a natkin

When I’m eating jajati, I make kafifi, and I wipe my Betesh with a natkin

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 16, 2025

I’m Ryan the nigger raper

A person named ryan who enjoys raping niggers

“Yo I’m Ryan the nigger raper”

by 264727364 June 29, 2025

I’m sorry

What happened;
-schizotypal perSonality disorder
-all I want is you NOW
-haus for sale
-I’m a broke bitch who running out of money
-major depression
-listening to all the wrong ppl. Aka my mom

-our number (mine) got disconnected bday dates very sad it was significant

-What is life
-it’s getting hard to live
-why did you leave me
-depression still kickin my a
-bedridden

-empty consciousness

-body image issues I don’t feel sexy

-about to start self harming

-due to separation anxiety

-hospital bed awaits me
-what is wrong with me why can I never get it right

-feeling trapped and locked out
-never got help

-i need you to be my therapy
-distance kills
-Idk what happens next

-feeling like a burden to disclose my truths
-things have not been good

I’m sorry Idk how to text/communicate

Saddened by the misinterpretation; instant messaging gives me anxiety I was so happy that you replied Idk what to say didn’t want to say the bad things that happened to me. Still in recovery

by Comeback2meLoVeMeNoW April 22, 2021