Also know as Hotel Ceauşescu or Hotel Stalin the place with the most ghost of unsatisfied customers in Romania, you sometimes have to flush the toilets with the shower and you might have to open the window with a screwdriver or in the best case scenario you will go home with a minimum of 3 cuts on your back because of the ancient windows.
by ALESIO132 August 17, 2021
Get the Hotel Banatmug. Prostrate finger penetration (aka a good ole PEGGING) at Hotel California that detonates a mustard gas fart!
Dee went to check into John’s Hotel California; but when she did enter the masters chamber, she detonated the Del Taco toxic mustard gas fart!!!! Welcome to the Pegging at Hotel California!!! It’s a real SHIT HOLE!!! Wear protective gear!!!
by Cougar Sport Killer November 23, 2020
Get the Pegging at Hotel Californiamug. 
by Term-maker106 June 10, 2024
Get the 5 star hotel in orlandomug. An awful Mario Maker level that will make any streamer cry and destroy the ears of the audience. No streamer will ever beat this. Why Supcon did you create this?
Streamer: Okay so the next level is from Just for Lawls and Trolls....
Streamer: Okay it's called Hotel Regret and Pain.
Streamer: OH GOD THIS LEVEL IS HORRIBLE GET ME OUT OF HERE
Streamer: Okay it's called Hotel Regret and Pain.
Streamer: OH GOD THIS LEVEL IS HORRIBLE GET ME OUT OF HERE
by Eiymab Hitch May 28, 2020
Get the Hotel Regret and Painmug. the best arctic monkeys album. four out of five is the best song ever written and if you dont like this album you might just not have a high enough iq. also alex turner had a beard and omfg daddy
dumb person: tranquility base hotel and casino is the worst Arctic Monkeys album ever. It’s an unlistenable pile of shit!
smart person: have you even LISTENED to batphone??? its really good.
smart person: have you even LISTENED to batphone??? its really good.
by thatdogisjet February 12, 2024
Get the tranquility base hotel and casinomug. When you hear people fucking through the walls of a hotel room, so to counteract the noise you fuck, but louder.
I was at that hotel bro, heard some fuckers fucking through the wall, so I joined in but louder, soon the place became a full blown Hotel Fucktel !
by garrybear October 20, 2018
Get the Hotel Fucktelmug.