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F-Me Hoodie

An F-Me Hoodie isn't a specific brand or logo, it's your personal hoodie. When you wear this hoodie, you feel hot and incredibly comfy. You feel so good in it, you're daring someone to fuck you while you wear it (The F-Me Hoodie).

The F-Me Hoodie first became a popular term on the Social Media app TikTok (From My Knowledge), and is now widely used.
This is definitely my F-Me Hoodie, it's so me!
by Artemis220 January 25, 2022
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Reyes hoodie

Faded washed hoodie typically comes in black, dark grey, olive green, and coyote brown/ dunkel braun colors.

Reyes hoodie is very edgy in design “edgy as fuck” as Reyes himself would say. It contains graphic images of human bones such as skulls, and middle fingers. Other notable prints are wings, crosses, tombstones, demons and inappropriate words like “FUCK YOU NIGGA” & “FUCK SLAVEMASTER”. These prints are so edgy and scary that even the devil himself trembles in fear.

Often worn by edgy teenagers who come home high fight with their dad on a random Taco Tuesday.

Reyes hoodies are is not just regular drip its a lifestyle and looks good on your IG profile. It attracts the el puzz (el peso huzz). However it’s a double edged sword because the sheer amount of dark power held in the Reyes hoodie corrupts every girl’s heart leading to a never ending cycle of unhappiness and swing shifts.
Example 1
Josh: Yo is this hoodie from zoomies tuff asf or what?
Reyes: yea nigga this is that Reyes hoodie that’s gonna scare the IG huzz away.
Josh: I have to buy this then.

Example 2
Mr. JD: ey Reyes, it’s December, where’s your cold weather protective gear?
Reyes: Nigga please, shut the fuck up, I’m wearing this Reyes hoodie and this weather is nothing compared to the cold darkness inside me.

Example 2

Mr. QA: boy, why is your shitmobile meltmaxxing with all your shredded tires?!!!
ART: hey chatty, hop off my dick nigga. look at this Reyes hoodie I’m wearing. Shredded tires is part of the Reyes hoodies lifestyle because I’m so edgy
Mr. QA: you might get into a car accident but at least you got that Reyes hoodie on.
by Calf slicer August 13, 2025
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give your girlfriend your hoodie on oct 1st!! she would rlly appreciate it boys!! ❤️❤️
“bro, it’s national give your girl a hoodie day!!” “here babe, my hoodie for you ❤️“ national give your gf your hoodie day
by ..august.. September 30, 2021
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Hoodie contract

A deal or scam that appeals to a person's pride or self-image, but is not worth the cost. Refers to the uncustomized exclusivity contracts often offered to smaller streamers by platforms such as twitch, youtube, or discord. These deals often come with a branded hoodie and the prestige of being a platform affiliate, but are unlikely to be financially worth pulling streams and content from all other platforms.
I know it's a hoodie contract, but having a master's degree would look great on my resume.
by hoodiecontract September 10, 2020
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hoodie season

taking your best friends hoodie just to annoy them or if your really close maybe something more
girl 1: i’m cold

girl 2: it’s hoodie season go ask someone for theirs
by somethingintresting October 13, 2019
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Hoodie Alzeimers

Usually affects golfers with English descent and those skilled in architecture.
“I was going to get a ticket next week. Well hoodie Alzeimers hit me again!”
by Eccspert March 22, 2024
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