Homophobe

A homophobe is a dirt slob who likes to eat at Hooters, goes to titty bars every weekend and has posters of nude women all over their walls. They're constantly talking about pussy and bragging about how much pussy they get but in actuality they get little to none. They hate LGBT people because they're jealous that LGBT folk actually have an amazing sex life, while the homophobe is a limp dicked buffoon who needs Viagra to get it up. The homophobe is obsessed with being manly and considers it manly to be a slob. They have dirt on their hands because they don't wash often, they like farting around people, they wear shit stained underwear, they don't wipe their ass, they have a gruff appearance and look like they haven't shaved in a few days. They talk with a course voice like they have a sore throat. Their favorite apparel is flannel shirts and clothes with a hunting camouflage pattern. They consider it manly to go hunting and kill dear that can't defend themselves. Their favorite drink up until 2023 was Bud Light when they immediately switched to Coors. They want to make sure everyone around them is straight and they will often ask other guys questions such as “so, you got a girlfriend?” or “wanna go to a titty bar?” to try to determine if all guys around them are straight.

Homophobes would be out murdering LGBT people if law enforcement did not exist.

by Bill Beef July 3, 2025

international hate on homophobic maga christians year

a yearly event made to hate on homophobic
maga christians thats celebrated for the whole year in every country

Person 1 : dude its international hate on homophobic maga christians year
Person 2 : hell yeah dude lets go harass homophobic people

by irapehomophobicchristians July 22, 2025

Homophobic

Someone who is afraid to be at home or stay at home.

Shaun is a homphobe who is homophobic.

by neoPhiliaLog March 13, 2025

Homophobe

Someone who is deathly afraid of hot people

Friend 1: Hey did you hear Chad's never gotten laid?
Friend 2: yeah it's cause he's a homophobe

by a.cows.shit November 23, 2021

Homophobic

"Straight" and against gay people. (Gay)

Brad: "Ew, gay people are so weird. Everyone should be homophobic."
Chad: "Hey, dude, wassup?"
Brad: "Holy shit dude, you look... Like... Really good today."
Chad: "Thanks, dude... Have you been working out? Your muscles are so... Defined."

by Not A Lime October 6, 2025

Jokingly Homophobic

Being homophobic without being too homophobic. And you're joking.

"HAH GAY!!"
"I'm joking though"
Jokingly Homophobic

by FlameDuplix007 February 23, 2023

Homophobic

if someone has homophobia, that means that they are homophobic

Jim: I hate gay people, its against my religion.
Anna: You're homophobic, which means you're scared of someone who likes gurls and they're a gurl, a boy who likes boys and ofc trans ppl and all of that jazz. Homophobia

by ur_mom_waswitme_under the tabl March 22, 2023