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hobo shopping

The act of persuading a homeless person to purchase alcohol or something that requires one to be a certain age to buy. i.e. alcohol/cigarettes.
"Hey let's go hobo shopping for some booze"
by Vashe December 9, 2008
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smartphone-hobo

Smartphone-hobos are people who mooch off electricity in public places like train stations and airports. Since power outlets are almost always too far away from any seats, these poor fellows are forced to squat against walls and pillars in order to get the much needed juice for their electric gadgets.
I had plenty of time at the airport but the battery on my iPhone ran out. So I ended up as a smartphone-hobo because I had to use the public wifi.
by hiresake May 24, 2014
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PC Hobo

A person who claims to play on PC, looking down on console players, while praising trash games, looking for scraps and sloppy seconds, begging for ports and constantly spouting incoherent nonsense and conspiracy theories. If 1 or more applies to you, you are a PC Hobo.
Exclusives are anti-consumer!
STFU, PC Hobo!
by Infinite Rhizome October 22, 2019
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Hobo jump

Damn i don’t have a lighter can I Hobo jump that cigarette
Dude I don’t have a light, can I Hobo Jump that??
by Zoekat96 April 28, 2020
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Rain Hobo

A hobo that when it severe thunderstorms or hurricanes, will seek shelter in the nearest building or open door they can find.
Keep that door shut, it’s raining out and you don’t want the rain hobos to get in!”
by indyboy55 November 5, 2017
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hobo hairdryer

When you don't have enough time, or don't care enough, to use a hairdryer. Thus, you put all the windows down in your car and let the wind do all the work.

(Not to be confused with a hippie hairdryer, which involves the same concept, but includes the use of a bike instead. This version is "greener",from which is derived its condition of being "hippie".)

Works best for guys.

Or girls with short hair.
"Hey, Becky sure has some serious bed head."

"Nope. Hobo hairdryer."

"Ah.I see."
by emthecoed May 2, 2010
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Hobo Meat

Recently killed vermin that is still viable meat! Road kill that is not rotten. Winter road kill is the best preserved lunch or dinner entrée
Johnny was hiking a lonesome road when he witnessed a car barrel into an unsuspecting deer! "Hobo meat!" he exclaimed as he reached for his satchel.
by stoneythehandsomebuck November 20, 2014
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