Hesterist

The act of being a woman, and simultaneously hating anything to do with women in entertainment, news, politics, etc, because you think women are annoying, dumb, awful, and catty.

That Amanda girl is a super hesterist, she hates all female comedians AND singers

by emmy hates you November 24, 2010

hetero-drexual

A gay guy who makes out with girls when he is drunk.

Wow, I thought Steve was a flaming gay, but he sure likes to make it with girls when he's drunk- I think he's a real hetero-drexual!

by Debi January 20, 2008

heater feet

1. a person with very warm, often sweaty, feet
2. what happens to your feet after warming them in front of the fireplace.
3. a good source of heat for a person with popsicle toes.

bob: "your popsicle toes are freezing!"
sally: "sorry, but you have heater feet- i'm just warming my feet up."

by el-vis February 11, 2008

hetero-rejection

Getting rejected by the opposite and same sex simultaneously.

He is really suffering from hetero-rejection today.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Heteroflexible

A person who is sexually attracted to the opposing sex but is also able to be romantically involved with a person identifying with the same sex (transgender, nonbinary, genderfluid, etc.) A hetero person who is genderblind.

(This may also be applied to homoflexible)

Why are you dating them? I thought you were straight.

I'm heteroflexible, big difference.

by psuedokai September 11, 2019

heteroflexible

A faggot in denial.

Chuck: I got bagged by some Jimmy in the arse last night

Earl: You fag!

Chuck: I'm not a fag, man... just... heter... heteroflexible *cries*

by asddsa October 21, 2010

hesher

there may be an actual holy triumvirate of hesher movies which will visually assist the previous spot-on, classic definitions. i am aware of two such offerings which can do the word justic: "airheads" and "river's edge". runner-up but only peripherally: elements of "talk radio". "hesher" is sometimes confused with or used as a synonym for "hair farmer".

"crispin glover certainly makes a convincing hesher dude, dude."

by Anonymous August 26, 2003