Hazeth

Hazeth noun (Hay-zi-th)
1.A Beautiful slim mosher/rapper/skater who adores sluts, cars, money
2. An Annoying bastard who slits his wrist with a messy room and a banged up car
3. No lovey-dovey, satanic, MM fan
from america

"F*****g kill you fat b***h"

by HaZe March 26, 2004

hazelnutsicle

when your nut gets frozen (shrinked version) in other words, a very cold nutsack that others can bite (much like a fudgicle)

The other day, Chris N. was standing on Kellys bed, and it was a very cold night, so he opened the window. The next morning, Scott found him lying naked in his bed but at least he got to enjoy a hazelnutsicle.

by the hobbits nut October 8, 2008

Hazeled

When you're having a threesome,and the other guy pulls out to blow his load, misses the chick you're plowing, and blows his load on your chest.

This double penetration with Lindsey was going great until Cody Hazeled me. Totally ruined the mood.

by Frozen badass January 14, 2017

hazel marie

A native thot that wears no underwear. also a secret pornstar on the side.

"dude she's such a Hazel Marie!"

by phat ballzzz September 6, 2017

hazer

Another name for a druggie or a nonce

Damn Hazer!
"Luk at cho ass dawg cho a hazer, man!"

by Hazer January 21, 2005

hazelnut

something very obvious.

1+1=2 is a hazelnut you bastard

by crunk m June 7, 2005

Hazed it

When one either busts ass really bad to a point where nobody can come within 5, better make that 20 feet, of you because there is shit particles floating around you! Or, when a person does a burnout in a vehicle or motorcycle that makes them look really badass.

Dylan: "Dude, what's that smell?"
Kyle: "Gerrit fuckin' hazed it, that asshole!"

Justin: "OH! did you see that dude throw a roost?"
Gerrit: "I know, I seen! Dude fuckin' hazzzzzed it!"

by Space Shuttle Bob August 6, 2011