by stevie plastic January 6, 2008
Get the human hangersmug. The most idiotic, stupidest, craziest, most uniquely queer species to ever roam the face of earth, possessing the strangest origin story in the galaxy. In the start, humans were mildly stupid, lived in caves with optimus prime and his gang of dinosaurs. One day, a curious human (named the manly name of Chuck)decided it would be great it he just cut off a whole thick layer of fur because he thought it made him look like a fag. Then all his friends saw him and they were like, wydwyl. He explained but they freakin laughed at him and then told optimus prime what their friend had done. optimus was furious so he sent his army of dinosaurs to find Chuck and eat his spleen. But as you know, Chuck Norris didn't back down and made himself a coat of dino skins later(that's why dinosaurs are extinct). Now after this optimus prime was very mad so he climbed out of his stupid little hole in a cliff and set off to hunt down Chuck. now Chuck was a very smart guy-he knew about bear grylls before he was even born into existence, so he got to high ground and drank his own piss to rehydrate. When optimus finaly apeared it was already sunset and chuck was ready to face him without a warning, optimus prime began to run at chuck norris at lightspeed, but Chuck was faster. he pulled out a Michael bay movie DVD and stuffed optimus prime into the small disk. And that is how we came to be the humans we are today.
by Don't Look Into Their Eyes December 21, 2016
Get the Humans/homosapiensmug. A person who primarily derives pleasure from acquiring and then spreading private, sensitive, and potentially harmful information about other people. Such activities are typically their primary form of entertainment, and they usually justify their behavior by pointing out how common and "normal" it is.
My neighbor is basically a human tabloid. Every time I speak to her, she is always so damn eager to share sensitive personal information (juicy gossip) about other people, while simultaneously trying to nose her way into my own affairs, no doubt intending to spread my own dirt far and wide as well. Usually, she feigns genuine concern, but she is obviously solely motivated by the prospect of entertaining herself, because at no point does she use the information she gains to actually help anybody. What a bitch. Human tabloids like her are everywhere, so you gotta stay on your toes.
by Jimbob Cleetus III September 1, 2020
Get the Human Tabloidmug. 1. a person standing in a public place for no reason but to get in peoples way
2. a person who does nothing during sex.
2. a person who does nothing during sex.
1. that teacher is a human statue
2.
person a: what did she do last night
person b: she just let me fuck her
person a: was she a human statue
2.
person a: what did she do last night
person b: she just let me fuck her
person a: was she a human statue
by Urban teffy March 22, 2017
Get the human statuemug. The term human rat is derived from groups of people that have no apparent critical thought process. Human rats conform to all social norms whether it’s based in reality or not, while also embracing a life of poverty. Human rats can be submissive to government and authority especially if threatened with fear based trauma. Usually human rats do what ever they please disregarding others well being. Human rats are a variety of a gridder, homeless person.
by SlimeOnTheBlock April 28, 2023
Get the Human ratmug. A person who is kept in contact with for the express purpose of making yourself feel better when you are sad, depressed, angry, etc.
by Amphritritis November 23, 2016
Get the Human Prozacmug. A sexual act where the male partner lays on his back on the ground, then the woman tries to run, jump and land on the man's erect penis.
by Miss Mantis October 11, 2011
Get the Human Horseshoesmug.