Gwinking

to Gwink is to do something normal at an abnormal time or to do something abnormal at a normal time

example ; Bro i was up last night Gwinking : eating french fries and waffles at 11 PM

by Anders O November 1, 2025

Gunky Pudd’n Spoon

Spooning with your partner after a heated argument and letting your sweet heat teach them a lesson with a nice shart as they gingerly dose off.

Fucking Greg came home drunk last night and spooned up next to me in bed. I gave him the Gunky Pudd’n Spoon the moment his dong tried to weasel between my cheeks.

by Splendid Curse December 20, 2025

mans Gunk lumps

when the ejacualation process is over and the left over product is sitting on a womans ear lobe leaving a pile of lumpy GUNK!

Mans Gunk Lumps shooting his load towards the neck region and missing.. causing a gunky droplet affect from the earlobe to the hair causing gunk lumps.

by lilly1974 February 4, 2009

cooter gunk

Sticky balls of a gel like substance emitting from a woman's vagina

Jack picked his cooter gunk out during class and wiped it all over the whiteboard. Someone cried cooter gunk and everyone sprinted to the door. Jack was amused

by ronnie6969 May 22, 2010

gaffooble-gunk

That yucky yellow stuff you get in your eyes when you wake up in the morning.

eww I had conjunctivitis and my eyes were full of gaffooble-gunk!

by CookieThief August 11, 2010

Penis gunk

Penis gunk is when you haven’t washed your head for multiple days after cumming and are left with a cheddar like smear on the inside of your foreskin. This is not harmful but quite smelly,

Oh my god Brian. My doctor said I have type 2 penis gunk. He told me to tell my friends the dangers of not washing your head.

by CAZINACAGE January 20, 2019

shoneys gunk

the shit you get on your hand working at shoneys

"watch out , i got shoneys gunk all over my hand

by bobbysagetjr. October 18, 2020