A midget homosexual whose mother has been around so much that he has an approximated amount of 37 siblings around the house. Ryan's oldest brother looks better in heels than their mother. He is so short that whenever he runs across a football pitch, the grass tickles his balls. For a hobby, Ryan enjoys playing with death by enraging a tall Russian individual in every way possible with his catchphrase being "Nah bro who asked".
-"Yo wtf is going on over there??"
-"Don't worry thats just Ryan Grindlay snorting cocaine off of an erect penis"
-"Don't worry thats just Ryan Grindlay snorting cocaine off of an erect penis"
by sjkhdhfgjklashdijlfhljkadshgjk August 18, 2022
Get the Ryan Grindlay mug.A google translate grind is a poem put though google translate seventeen times until it resembles something entirely different. Each different output language must have been chosen at random.
The first paragraph of In Midnight Sleep by Walt Whitman, which happens to be in public domain, could come out like this:
El somni , molt dolor a la cara ,
A primera vista , el dany greu - un espectacle indescriptible
Ella estava en la seva esquena i braços per augmentar la capacitat
Jo son, son, son.
And if translated back into english (an 18th time translated) it comes out like this:
Sleep, a lot of pain in the face,
At first glance, the harm - an indescribable spectacle
She was on her back and arms to increase capacity
I sleep, sleep, sleep.
This is the original version:
In midnight sleep, of many a face of anguish,
Of the look at first of the mortally wounded - of that indescribable look;
Of the dead on their backs, with arms extended wide,
I dream, I dream, I dream.
Spoken: "This is a google translate grind," or "this is a google translate hard grind" depending on the final output language. Language of origin equaling that of final output equals hard.
El somni , molt dolor a la cara ,
A primera vista , el dany greu - un espectacle indescriptible
Ella estava en la seva esquena i braços per augmentar la capacitat
Jo son, son, son.
And if translated back into english (an 18th time translated) it comes out like this:
Sleep, a lot of pain in the face,
At first glance, the harm - an indescribable spectacle
She was on her back and arms to increase capacity
I sleep, sleep, sleep.
This is the original version:
In midnight sleep, of many a face of anguish,
Of the look at first of the mortally wounded - of that indescribable look;
Of the dead on their backs, with arms extended wide,
I dream, I dream, I dream.
Spoken: "This is a google translate grind," or "this is a google translate hard grind" depending on the final output language. Language of origin equaling that of final output equals hard.
by Spiderman452 March 8, 2015
Get the google translate grind mug.The act of standing over your man/womans' face, after working up a dripping sweaty ass crack, and then proceeding to squat down (lining up nose and asshole) grinding forward and backwards. When satisfied, stand up and blow a load on that sopping wet face.
My boo loves the New York Grinder. The taste and everything. I'm so glad my mom gave me a walk through.
by Boo thang 2211 December 29, 2016
Get the New York Grinder mug.A Montana stump grinder is a sexual act. It begins with a man and a woman, or a man and a man, and the giver takes rough grit sand paper, rolls it into a tube big enough for the receivers penis to fit through, and stimulates the penis with it, similar to a hand job.
"You would not believe how sore I am from the Montana stump grinder I got last night. It was the best I've ever had!"
"Ask your lover for a Montana stump grinder if you like to party."
"Ask your lover for a Montana stump grinder if you like to party."
by Blownchevy1996 January 28, 2017
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Step 1: Once the sun has reached high in the sky, awake from your slumber and journey to your local fish market. Identify the least hygienic vendor and purchase 1 lb. of the most rancid cod (preferably chum) available.
Step 2: Return home and grind fish into a fine paste; do not descale or remove bones.
Step 3: Fill condom with sea stank paste and, before allowing to freeze over night, squish drill bit into open end.
Step 4: Remove condom from frozen fish dick and mount on your most powerful handheld drill.
Step 5: Tape down the trigger and enjoy the Alaska Cod Grinder as you rearrange the guts of your sexual partner. Anal play recommended.
Step 1: Once the sun has reached high in the sky, awake from your slumber and journey to your local fish market. Identify the least hygienic vendor and purchase 1 lb. of the most rancid cod (preferably chum) available.
Step 2: Return home and grind fish into a fine paste; do not descale or remove bones.
Step 3: Fill condom with sea stank paste and, before allowing to freeze over night, squish drill bit into open end.
Step 4: Remove condom from frozen fish dick and mount on your most powerful handheld drill.
Step 5: Tape down the trigger and enjoy the Alaska Cod Grinder as you rearrange the guts of your sexual partner. Anal play recommended.
by SirHoneyVadger December 7, 2019
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Normally donations on his twitch would say something like this (below)
Normally donations on his twitch would say something like this (below)
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