governmently

Noun. To govern quickly

Wow governor Mike is governmently today

by Moneyshot1234 July 12, 2017

Government

A bunch of lizard people who want for me to not kill people

A: Who are you voting into office?
B:*Gasp* You believe in the government?

by HelpImHeldCaptiveByACrazyMan September 18, 2021

government coupons

It’s part of girl math; it’s cash, however if you buy something with “government coupons” it voids the cost of the item, making it “free”

I bought this candy bar with “government coupons, therefore this candy bar was free

by CLange November 23, 2023

government flu

Another name for COVID-19, popular among Republicans

"Mom tested positive for the government flu yesterday."

by deSuperNoodle March 2, 2022

Government Shot

A type of small alcoholic beverage, taken as a shot with a 'back' to chase it, named for a conspiracy theory which posits that the U.S. government invented it as part of a health trend to get people to buy more vodka and pay more excise tax on liquors. The shot is usually taken as follows: 1-2 ounces of Vodka (usually Tito's gluten free) taken as a shooter, followed by a chaser mixing olive oil, turmeric, and Bragg's liquid amino. The sourness of the amino sometimes causes people to gag after the vodka, but if one can keep it down, the olive oil is supposed to help coat the stomach against the acidity and soak up some of the alcohol, preventing hangovers.

I went to Erewhon this morning with Tabither, and afterwards we went out on the Strip and took Government Shots all night- I mean, I've got a shoot tomorrow. I've gotta be fresh in the mornings, but I've gotta party, too. The Government is underrated.

by TitosVodRep1 November 25, 2018

Government

A bunch of lizard people who are trying to control us.

A: Who are you voting into office?
B: *Gasp* You believe in the government?

by HelpImHeldCaptiveByACrazyMan September 18, 2021

Labour Government

An extremely painful experience, similar to a lobotomy, that is likely to last up to 5 years, with mind numbing levels of taxation on workers and employers alike. The concept was started by some oddball called Ramsay MacDonald who was Prime Minister of a Labour minority government in 1924, but fortunately that bunch of losers only lasted for 9 months - phew! The second occasion that Ramsay MacDonald led a Labour Government between 1929 and 1931 conditions were so bad, it was called the Great Depression!

Yes, amazingly there's some bloke down our pub, who know's someone, who's friend's mother-in-law actually voted for this Labour Government - I know I didn't believe it either!

by Wasitpolad October 31, 2024