by Inomon June 3, 2018

by Nicki619 March 28, 2016

Wrestler A: I’m so glad I won.
Coach: How did you end up winning?
Wrestler A: I used the gooch knuckle and he completely gave up.
Coach: How did you end up winning?
Wrestler A: I used the gooch knuckle and he completely gave up.
by amnbitch July 18, 2021

A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)
Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020

by Hitlers gooch October 14, 2016

Another way of saying someone is a suck-up or ass-kisser; The word Gooch is referring to the no man’s land between a males asshole and balls.
by Cledusbosepheus February 24, 2022

When someone has planned to work for you but when your work destination changes, they suddenly can’t work foe you, anymore. You’ve Benedict Gooch.
P1: Can you work for me?
P2: Yes.
P1: Just an FYI, You’ll be working at this other location.
P2: Oh, no, sorry man I can’t.
P1: Man, you’ve Benedict Gooch.
P2: Yes.
P1: Just an FYI, You’ll be working at this other location.
P2: Oh, no, sorry man I can’t.
P1: Man, you’ve Benedict Gooch.
by P1, not P2 April 17, 2021
