Red Gnome

The belief that Communist Sympathizers are watching your every move whilst you're in your garden, or in more sinister cases, implanting microchips into your garden gnomes.

"There's a Red Gnome watching me in my garden!"

"My Gnome's gone red!"

by canart October 25, 2019

Gnome Bacon

Something that only good gnomes can have

"Can I have my gnome bacon now?"
"No, you know the rule"
"Only good gnomes who don't make people unable to walk can have their gnome bacon..."

by NotSoAverageArtist June 29, 2025

Watering the gnomes

doing a task that is pointless

Friend- “Yo whatchu been up to today?”
Me- “Nothing, just been watering the gnomes lately”

by Pseudonein12 July 24, 2025

Gnome

hoogh

hes not a gnoblin, not a gnelf he’s a gnome

by AUTISTICREATURE May 19, 2023

Gnome

God

Get gnomed

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024

gnomes vs knights

CRAWLY runs around his local H&M In, Warsaw, Poland battling knights in a roleplay and fun-filled passion.

Who is better, Gnomes vs Knights?

by Crypso-Z67R July 21, 2024

gnome

It's gnot a gnoblin, It's gnot a gnelf. It's a gnome!

Tom - "I love gnomes!"
Elvis - "Oh, ok."

by ChromicQuanta January 16, 2023