Glazing the Pot
Verb (used with object)
Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Verb (used with object)
Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."
Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"
Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."
"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."
Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"
Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."
"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
by Spen15M June 19, 2016
Get the Glazing the Potmug. The glazing is crazy.
by kiptakistan January 24, 2023
Get the Glazingmug. by Kanselier December 10, 2022
Get the Glazed Eyesmug. when ur on meat
by the fake ballincat43 August 15, 2023
Get the glazingmug. Someone’s friend to another person: “I just met you and something tells me you are absolutely good at literally everything; I just know for a fact you are absolutely smarter than most people.”
Their friend next to them: “Glazinggg”
Their friend next to them: “Glazinggg”
by Glazemaster9000 December 28, 2023
Get the Glazingmug. The act of sucking up to, idolizing, or otherwise entirely praising someone. Synonymous with meatriding, and dickriding
Person 1: dude did you read the Invincible comic where Conquest goes back to Thragg?
Person 2: yeah, what did he say exactly?
Person 1: “forgive me sire, for I have failed you my liege”
Person 2: wow, two honorifics in one sentence, the glazing is immaculate!
Person 2: yeah, what did he say exactly?
Person 1: “forgive me sire, for I have failed you my liege”
Person 2: wow, two honorifics in one sentence, the glazing is immaculate!
by Competitive Masturbation September 7, 2025
Get the Glazingmug. The continual celebration of a man and his accomplishments, typically by another man at completely unnecessary times. In short, it's dick riding, often without a license.
by Fulcrum Cumming October 18, 2022
Get the Glazingmug.