The worst form of physical punishment known to humankind. When the toes of the foot (preferably with shoes) are thrust into the gooch with maximum force, so hard that the victim gains airtime.
Andrew: hey antony should we gooch hoof ryan?
Antony: you know it.
Ryan: *fucking dies*
Andrew: good ol' gooch hoofing.
Antony: you know it.
Ryan: *fucking dies*
Andrew: good ol' gooch hoofing.
by andyboi69 May 18, 2018
A male who wants to be female. To do so he/she tucks the penis in the space between the balls and asshole.
by Wcmst4 March 21, 2018
by cookiepack May 11, 2022
An attack in which the attacker begins by sneaking up behind the victim to prepare for the strike, for it must be efficient and swift. The attacker proceeds to maneuver their arm quickly through the victims legs, around the gooch, while lifting up. When performed properly, the gooch lift will leave the victim in the air and embarrassed as their shit is crushed between the attacker's arm and their gooch. Often causes clenching to occur.
The children in the class room laughed, as they saw a fellow lad left defenseless in the air as he was being gooch lifted
by Extreme Dicktator March 06, 2010
When some one poops a very wet messy poop and then wipes towards the front ie. The gooch.
Also could describe when a man steps in smelly dog shit while wearing his Gucci loafers.
Also could describe when a man steps in smelly dog shit while wearing his Gucci loafers.
by GoobeyWoob October 21, 2017
When the piece of skin between your balls and your arse explodes from either doing a large shit or insertion of an external object.
by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015
by Inomon May 09, 2018