Linda Glove

Linda Glove is a term that refers to anything or anyone that is ugly and fucked up but in an iconic and/or cute way. It can also be used to refer to getting got by something iconic but kind of funny such as UTIs or MLM schemes.

Oh damn Linda got me again! This is the third time this year I’ve had a UTI!

Awwwww look at that nasty ass crusty white dog it’s giving such Linda Glove energy!

by Miritsu May 3, 2024

cheese glove

When you eat Cheetos or Doritoes and you get that orange powder covering your hands.

The best part of finishing a bag of cheetos, it's sucking off the cheese glove.

by lboogiecheeser April 2, 2015

Gloves Rule

The Gloves rule negates any form of backlash and accountablity by *wearing gloves*. Wearing gloves are a sign of mental illness and the person wearing them should not be held accountable for their actions

Woah did you know that our neighbor raped his 11 year old stepsister? "Woah thats fucking disgusting" No dude, he had on gloves. "Ah I Hope he gets help only a retard would wear gloves" Well thats the gloves rule

by Onald November 11, 2020

ryder gloves

Term used in San Diego CA

Kearny High School

Let me get my Ryder gloves on to beat your ass.

by Timing Cover Master July 27, 2022

Black gloved

To take 100 dollars out of one ass while wearing a black glove

That man over there owes me 100 dollars, I'm going to black gloved him if he doesn't pay up soon.

by MikeHancho07 July 12, 2022

Jelly Glove

When you take a latex/rubber glove, cover it in jelly, and shove it up someones ass.

Hey Tom, shut the hell up or ill Jelly Glove you.

by ThaOtherGuy December 22, 2010

Sniffing Gloves

When the gynecologist has jar of used gloves that he saves from hot chicks he used them on so he can sniff them later. Sometimes he labels them with patient names

Dr. Goldstein enjoys a nice hard whiff from one of his sniffing gloves before he jerks off.

by Brandon6666 April 16, 2021