friendship felony

behaving towards another person, actively or passively, in a manner that is hurtful and harmful to the friendship to the point of being unforgivable

Wait, so she knows you are going through a breakup and that you just lost your job and she is still not calling you back or returning your texts? That's a total friendship felony.

by AJeepGirl January 17, 2016

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Friendship Ghoul

A narcissistic and weak-minded person that befriends you primarily to use your vulnerabilities as topics of conversation with other people so as to feel superior about their own feckless and meaningless existence. Related to Energy Vampires and Schadenfreude whores.

I thought he was a good, caring friend but it turns out he’s just a duplicitous friendship ghoul that’s been sharing my secrets with a Schadenfreude whore that he’s been trying to smash for several years.

by ShivaTrophy October 8, 2022

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Beneficial Friendship

When two people want to be in a relationship, but only to cuddle and have deep and meaningful chats. There is no sex envolved.

Aww you guys are so cute together.

Nah we just have a Beneficial friendship.

by Natrickpunes June 3, 2020

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Friendship Team/Deck

When you create a team or deck in a game using your friends' favorite cards/units.

"Yugi put each of his friend's favorite cards into his deck for this duel. You could call it a friendship team/deck"

by sizer25 December 17, 2021

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friendship stains

A scar inflicted by one of your friends.

C2Y gave Adam friendship stains when he poured motor oil into the campfire.

by aeropoo April 15, 2008

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friendship-threesome

1. having a threesome with your friends aka friends with benefits
2. friend group of 3

"hey, you guys down for a friendship-threesome?"
"just say your horny David, no one says 'friendship-threesome'."
"Andy, I know you've been bottoming the most lately but don't take that out on David."

by mmm...chicken January 16, 2021

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