Fortnite

An addictive game that is also the reason your children are failing school.

Johnny stop playing Fortnite and get your grades up!

by Drsquidward July 10, 2018

Fortnite

Fortnite is a popular game umos't extroverts and virgins alike. People who like Fortnite aren't bad people but they usually are very annoying and you find them very difficult to hang around because they only talk about Fortnite. All Fortnite players are virgins. If one of your friends every posts a Fortnite win on his story, you can tell him he just added an extra 14 years of virginity (at least).

Introverts who play Fortnite (Although rare) are completely enjoyable people and one that you hope to become friends with someday. When playing with an introvert, s/he wont ever get mad at you because s/he is too afraid that they'll hurt your feelings, and introverts will never do that.

Guy 1: Hey man do you play Fortnite?
Guy 2: Umm... No.
Guy 1: DUDE YOU TOTALLY SHOULD IT'SLIKETHEBESTGAMEEVER,LIKEIGOTAVICTORYROYALEACOUPLEDAYSAGO
Guy 2: *Shoots himself*

Guy 3 (Introvert): *Mentions Fortnite*
Guy 4: Hey man we should totally play sometime
Guy 3: Uh... Sure.
Guy 4 and Guy 3 are now bros for life (or for however long Fortnite stays popular).

by Orange pants guy July 12, 2018

Fortnite

ugly as* nigg*s wit no life play this game. Fortnite is also hella gay fam.

u play fortnite? -naw fam i have something called testicles.

by homo sapien nigg* July 12, 2018

Fortnite

A breeding ground for virgins

Virgins post their fortnite wins on snapchat

by Skipdipboopdoop July 18, 2018

Fortnite

A game that gay babies, bronies, chicks with dicks, retards, and accidents play

(gay babies ) i love playing fortnite and beating my meat to my little pony porn bronies

by Grand master yeet July 19, 2018

Fortnite

Fortnite is a new hit video game that honestly is trash. Fortnite gets people in trouble and is very cringe worthy. It's a third person shooter Battle Royale game. If you are older than 11 years of age, don't play it. But it is a child's video game

Fortnite is virgin central
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The best way to lose a girlfriend is to play fortnite
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I lost my chance for sex because I was playing fortnite

by Loaf Noir July 19, 2018

fortnite

a game for virgins and fags that came out in 2018. this fake ass cartoony bullshit is played by millions who don’t care about social life whatsoever

guy: dude get this, so i was playing fortnite and-
guy 2: i don’t give a fuck about your virgin ass life shut the hell up pussy

by capt__concussion69 July 19, 2018