Kobe

Kobe is a very sexy and buff guy, he has a huge penis that sways at the rythm of any beat that just so happens to be played as he walks. Kobe also has 3 brains, so he is never wrong. You are a very unlucky person if you happen to cross him in a bad mood.

Yooo that’s a huge dick! What’s your name, kobe?

by Big man kobe January 15, 2022

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Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bean Bryant (/ˈkoʊbi / KOH-bee; August 23, 1978 – January 26, 2020), nicknamed, "Black Mamba," was an American professional basketball player. A shooting guard, Bryant entered the National Basketball Association (NBA) directly from high school, and played his entire 20-season professional career in the league with the Los Angeles Lakers. Bryant won five NBA championships, was an 18-time All-Star, 15-time member of the All-NBA Team, 12-time member of the All-Defensive Team, was named the 2008 NBA Most Valuable Player (MVP), and was a two-time NBA Finals MVP winner. Widely regarded as one of the greatest players of all time

Kobe was a muhfuckin’ legend. Rest in Paridise to GiGi and Kobe. Dude was a beast.

Kobe Bryant shot a basketball and scored.

by Fuckbuddy288 January 29, 2020

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only for people who can ball R.I.P kobe ❤️❤️❤️~🅱️lizzyy.dior🤗🤗🤗

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Yessir~tariq
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by Blizzyy.dior January 27, 2020

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name of a toxic boy who treats his girlfriend that will ride and die for him like shit

kobe is really disrespectful.

by d1csuck@ January 9, 2022

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Kobe Challenge

To honor the life and career of Kobe Bryant participants are given the choice between drinking either: 8 shots of liquor in 24 minutes, or 24 shots of liquor in 8 hours. No vomiting is allowed for a minimum of three hours after the last shot

Yo Bryan did you see Kamil hit the Kobe Challenge last night?

Yeah I did, he decided to get it over with and just do the 8 shots in 24 seconds even!

by 11/28/2025 March 25, 2024

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