A maneuver in which you exple flattace while performing a a 360 jump. The fart must start and end while in the air, no exceptions. If the participant farts on landing, it does not count and you are a complete loser. And you probably shit your pants. It requires exceptional anus control. It is an expert level dance move. The IOC is considering this as a pointable move for balance beam gymnastics.
The Fluent Trickle is when a man, preferably in his 60s, starts having a seizure over his daughters breasts.
As the man is proceeding with the seizure the daughter will start to drink the saliva that is vigorously coming out of her fathers mouth. After that has happened the daughter will shave her pubic hair and will start to put each individual pube in her fathers bellend. Only to have the father ejaculate it in the daughters ass.
Me and my daddy were going to go shoppingtoday, but instead he forced me to do the Fluent Trickle
A person who honestly believes that their physique is so inspirational that a video posted to social media would add any benefit to someone's life, whatsoever.
Sargent: Brock, I regret to inform you that you have been dishonorably discharged for smashing your whiskey bottle over Sebastian's head after watching his musical rendition of Rent.
Brock: Sarge! No! What am I going to do now?? I only have minimal education and no transferrable skills.
Sargent: Well, Brock... Have you looked into becoming a Gym-fluencer?
A person that believes the earth is flat. A flatearther believes NASA is a government agency that hides the truth of the flat earth with lies, fake photos, and videos of space. One believes the sun and moon are directly overhead with a diameter of roughly 30-70 miles across. Flathearther's typically suffer from the Dunning-Kruger effect.
Joe is now a flatearther after watching a bunch of youtube videos. He believes the world is flat.
A ridiculous word used to totally confuse the hell out of anyone it is said to. Especially effective if used as a response to a question in conversation.
John: Yo Bill, what was the score of the game last night?
Bill: Oh the Cowboys game? Yeah, it was flutengabin.
John: It was what?!?!?!??!
Bill: Huh?