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Meatball float

When a guy gets a boner in a pool or hot tub
“I was at the local pool and this hot chick swam past me and dude I swear I had the hugest meatball float and it was so embarrassing. Couldn’t help it I guess”
by foxyjade47 September 10, 2018
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Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole
I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid
by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021
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Beer Float

The act of drinking a large amount of beer and urinating and Defecating at the same time In the toilet at the same time causing a yellow foam and buoyant stool
Hey John, I've just done a beer float in the toilet
by Krabster March 8, 2024
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floating chaos

When a man pre-cums in a public pool and it rises to the surface
Is it just me or does that look like some floating chaos?
by Daddy Cupid December 22, 2017
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Floating Cupcake

A cupcake that floats mid air and upon ingesting, renders one unconscious.
Trish was excited at the sight of floating cupcake because she had not slept in many days.
by Team Dynomite January 22, 2024
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<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>
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floating pallet

Pissing in a mans asshole until filled then shitting in said asshole to the poop looks like a little floating pallet in the water. Originally an act committed by the French and their transgender lovers
My bf wouldn't the floating pallet thing with me so I broke up with him.
by Anglomachican August 2, 2014
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