No time flat

To appear somewhere very quickly.

Will be at the park in no time flat.

by Toa Pohatu March 26, 2017

flat earther

Someone thats is stupid and is surviving on one singular braincell,preferably a boomer or someone that dropped out of school and failed every single science test.

That dude standing over there is a flat earther,take out your guns,henry,wake him up

by anonymous August 2, 2022

Ikea Flat

The instance when a person who doesn't mean to be a dick becomes a bonafide dick.

You're acting like an ikea flat.

by specialtiesguru March 25, 2013

roll flat

To enter the nightlife social scene without a posse

When I am out in the club lookin' for a girl, I roll FLAT. I don't want someone else messing up my game.

by Stevirino June 21, 2008

flat woman

A female who has no tits or ass. Usually this is seen as a bad thing, but some may like flat women. Preference is subjective, after all.

She is such a flat woman

by AlgoMarblerYT September 16, 2023

Bristol flat

A pure Marijuana cigarette rolled then squashed flat to the roach with any heavy device close to hand compacting the Cannabis creating a perfect burn rate with no side burning.

"What are you doing....!"
"Don't worry I'm making a Bristol flat spliff"
"Wow that burns smooth, and no sideburn"
"I know..."

by ADDSTEAL February 8, 2013

flat yellow

The worlds greatest street ware clothing prodigy.

Fucking hell. You copped some Flat Yellow

by XavMcg July 25, 2020