Felix

A stupid butthole that leaks

Damn dawg i have to go home i kinda got a mad felix right now and i dont wanna expose you to the smell

by Goonerlover09 July 16, 2025

Jonathan Felix

He's hot sexy and coin belongs to him not zek. Zek is smelly I am best Jonathan is best he pro

Candice : Who is Jonathan Felix
Dicecan : He is hot and sexy

by Cd | Jonathan July 21, 2021

Felix

Felix is a synonym or a form of the word simp

Felix is a simp

by Skgskkddhj March 12, 2023

A Felix

A stupid, slow, dumb guy with dumb glasses and a even dumber sense of humor. He can only pull people with bad intentions. But he can bake if you're into that. He's also probably autistic but it's entirely unrelated to him being stupid.

"I'm so glad I'm not dating a Felix, I've heard they're very stupid..."

"I wouldn't mind dating a Felix as long as he bakes for me."

by TheDiddlerOfMen December 1, 2024

A Saucy Felix

When someone has a maple syrup enema that is so large that they become full to the brim. They then wait for the opportune moment to sneeze on an unsuspecting victims stack of pancakes.

These pancakes are drier than a nuns chuff mate! Where's a Saucy Felix when you need one?

by ageagainsthemachine April 9, 2021

Felix

A Man who hopes for love but doesn’t get it.

Person1: Who’s that guy that doesn’t get love?
Person2: That’s Felix.
Person1: Oh makes sense now.

by ThaRealFlex January 5, 2022

Felix

An extremely Natty individual who is always the
biggest in the gym his mooscles are so big many
people have passed out just from staring the
local gym had to make a new door especially for
him because his mooscles were too large

Damn that Felix is Natty I wanna be him

by Findly the bindly July 7, 2022