Faux dollars

Money you don't have in the bank. (used sarcastically)

"Hey man, let's take a world trip right now."
"Oh yeah, lemme just use my faux dollars and empty cents on this imaginary global excursion."

by B.R. Jules March 16, 2015

faux-bate

to faux masturbate for a crowd.

"damn, look at that stripper up there, she's a pro-faux-bater."

by florence vanderslice December 30, 2007

Faux

A word people mainly use to describe fake material because wearing fake fur and leather hurts their ego.

"let's hop in my Prius and go to start bucks so I can show of my faux leather jacket"

by Cazkey April 1, 2019

Faux-ever Young

Women or men who modify their appearance to look younger than their true age but it just doesn't look right.

She looks faux-ever young because of her bad botox job.

by webdeb1228 February 22, 2014

faux/20

smoking massive amounts of marijuana on a day that isn't 4/20 but acting like it is 4/20

stoner friend: yo kid I got an once of kush lets go to my house and smoke!

friend:I guess today's faux/20

kid1: YO I GOTTA BLUNT LETS BURN AND HAVE A FAUX/20

by thatsmoker29 May 3, 2011

faux k

Fake okay.
An answer to "How are you doing?"
Sounds like "I'm okay", means I am not okay but I am faking it.

It's 2020 and your friend asks how you are doing.
Rather than explain the dumpster fire of anxiety, simply say "I'm faux k" and carry on.

by BettieRage12 August 21, 2020

Faux-mosexual

An act of homosexual sex that is negated by some timely excuse

"well, it wasnt really gay, they were wearing a skirt, so it was faux-mosexual"

by rocketman210 June 10, 2015