Judge of fact

That’s fucked and that’s a fact

Target nz 1996. Paeroa, Nissan 280sx. Competitor: my car is fixed, Im rejoining the event and starting the next stage.
Scrutineer: Your car has had a big crash and I don’t think it would be safe to race... I’ll call in the “judge of fact” to adjudicate .

Andy, judge of fact: That’s fucked and that’s a fact.

Case closed

by Niceone November 24, 2017

Feargal Fact

is a statement made by an individual that is once said is clearly wrong and full of obvious errors

The other heard, Gemma told me a Feargal Fact that everyone in Switerzland has access to a nuclear bunker with Sherk on constant repeat

by Jejwjajajja July 15, 2020

Facts

Facts....Tobey Kai Has The Best Mods on Twitch and Discord @Xero @Jemuzu_

Facts. Tobey Kai has the best Mods on Twtich and Discord

by Maker of the Teran May 12, 2021

max facts

The biggest amount of facts there could
Be.

Gas is too expensive ; MAX FACTSSSS

by Kayschnxoxo May 15, 2018

Facts!

Used to express total agreement to a statement.

Alex: If you don't use your turn signals when you drive, you can easily get them haters off your tail.
Milan: Facts!

by Altara Files April 9, 2018

Salt Facts

When someone states facts that turn out to be horseshit when looked up

Gopi gazed on the iodized salt in my house and stated with conviction that the iodized salt makes you dumber which turned out to be absolute horseshit when looked up, hence the origin of salt Facts.

by anonymous May 22, 2023

Coughing Facts

Similar to the phrase "Spitting Facts" but it's more accidental and less passive aggressive. Since you can't help coughing.

PERSON 1: Hotdogs are actually sandwiches.
PERSON 2: Dude, you're coughing facts!

by lukas1337 December 5, 2023