fake aunty

Your mums best friend who you call Aunty Lianne but is not related to you whatsoever! You know she's not a real Aunty but love her anyway :-)

Aunty Lianne is my fake Aunty. She's been my mums best friend for so long she's practically family

by Coco14 June 24, 2014

real-fake

A real-fake is anything that is fundamentally fake, but is still treated legitimately real in certain contexts. Real-fakes are different from knock-offs, which approximate the real thing, but never claim to actually be the real thing.

These bootleg Wayfarers aren't knockoffs, they're real-fakes because they have the Ray-Ban logo on them and they are cosmetically similar to genuine Ray-Bans, so that the glasses appear real.

My girlfriend and I got real-fake married to qualify for better financial aid. In principle and on paper, our marriage is real, but in practice we're still just dating.

In college, I lived with 14 of my friends in a single house. We jokingly decided to make it a real-fake fraternity and hang letters over the balcony, but the experience was almost like living in a real one.

by dsveddy September 27, 2018

Fake Giveaway

Stupid ass fake giveaways which gay ass kids fall for.

Wanna join my free givecard giveaway?
fake giveaway

by ForeskinGump October 6, 2018

Fake diamond

A girl who is really vain and shows off too much around people or by them selves

Girl 1 showing off in front off others

Girl 2 what a fake diamond

by anonymous September 24, 2016

Fake blazing

Someone who fakes being high (mainly nittys) to show off in front of people or to impress people to make them think that they are hard.

Woah Ben is so high look at him.
Nah he is just fake blazing.

by ShsksisisozoPs June 10, 2020

Fake Greek

Not even a real Greek. Lives off others legacies and pronouncs Gyro wrong. Most likely some blonde aryan looking man proclaiming his false ancestry.

You are not Greek you fake Greek swine.

by cowpulp May 14, 2018

Fake Thursday

Fake Thursday is the phenomenon in which, on any given Wednesday, at some point you will think (or say), "at least tomorrow is Friday!". And then you will realize you are a victim of "Fake Thursday".

Tony Bob: Whew, at least tomorrow is Friday, amirite?

Everyone: oooh, Fake Thursday gotcha!

by Tony Bob WI July 26, 2023