Flopsy

When your shorts, boxers, or briefs are just loose enough for your man-junk to fall out.

Oh man, I sat across from grandma at the barbecue and had a flopsy. She TOTALLY saw the frank and beans.

by j-to-the-r April 25, 2009

Crack Floss

Underware that disappears between a person's butt cheeks (man or woman). It doesn't necessarly have to be a g-string, but if not, that ass is way too big!

Holy shit that guy's ass is so big his bananna hammock has disappeared and is now crack floss.

Dam that stripper is hot and I love her crack floss.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

perianal floss

a product not yet mainstream, but one might use it to cleanse their buttocks and remove any unwanted debris.

You got any perianal floss mate?

Yeah, but its not really hygienic to share..

OR

Just off to perianally floss.

by Juniper harper April 15, 2008

Flossin'

verb - To take care of yourself well, and keep yourself clean. To never be dirty, stinky, or with stains. Often misunderstood for the word Ballin, which is completely different.

Amber: Dang, Richard is flossin', he just stays so fresh!

Brittany: Yeah, he keeps what he has fresh, but he doesn't have much. He's not a baller, or anything. Come on.

Amber: Yeah, but I've seen some ballers that are not fresh at all. Dirty ass ballers. Come on, now.

by Cassandra Q March 15, 2010

flosser

someone who flosses their ass with a shoelace

dude are you flossing your ass with a shoelace

by the one and only shmian May 10, 2005

Fairy Floss

Female pubic hair; a term used by old, crusty, but good natured women to describe the process of puberty to young women, putting them at ease and not offending them with more vulgar words.

Don't worry my dear, fairy floss won't hurt you.
Olivia, you better think about your fairy floss before going outside, don't you think?
I have my fairy floss caught, grandma!

by Moobs March 14, 2003

floss

to show off yourself or someone else

Can I floss u in the hood?

by Symone January 22, 2004