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frosted flaking

After having sex with C-grade older women and wearing the same pair of jeans for weeks, a peeling infection persists on the penis and deposits large white particles over time resembling a bowl of sugar coated corn cereal.
When he finally washed his jeans,the dryer filter clogged because he had been frosted flaking for three fortnights.
by DakotaSlim March 5, 2016
mugGet the frosted flakingmug.

Frosted poop flakes

when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes
Damn my ass is so fucking itchy from these frosted poop flakes
by Hungalphamntwank December 10, 2018
mugGet the Frosted poop flakesmug.

Ivory Flake

Ivory Flake - 99 and 44/100% pure flake
That Ivory Flake got drunk and drove into the lake.
by al gee January 13, 2008
mugGet the Ivory Flakemug.

wank flake

When you wank so hard your meatus gets dry and skin flakes off.

Derogatory term for someone below a wanker
Hey Toby your dick is so dry you left wank flakes in the shower

That Toby is such a wank flake
by Brian and so is my wife August 12, 2021
mugGet the wank flakemug.

Frosted Flakes

A cereal that tastes good without milk, but becomes a gross, soggy mess when you add it.
Little Kid: “Mom! My Frosted Flakes got all gross and soggy! They’re so much better without milk!”
by HorseInTheMidst June 29, 2023
mugGet the Frosted Flakesmug.

Coconut Flake

When you rip off someone’s toenail and ejaculate onto it and make them eat it.
Jacobi force fed Damian Lilliard a coconut flake.
by 29 Elm Street, Apt B May 8, 2024
mugGet the Coconut Flakemug.

flake plaque

The widespread tendency of people to cancel or not show up to dates, activities, or events with friends, colleagues, or romantic partners, despite having indicated that they would come.

Plaque reflects the idea that it spreads because flaking establishes the social norm that it is permissible to cancel last-minute.
Person A: Where are all your friends who wanted to come? Person B: You know it, flake plaque…
by snapebysnape March 7, 2025
mugGet the flake plaquemug.

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