feet of meat

a phrase used sarcastically to describe someone who seems to be overcompensating for the size of their genitalia

"Hey... I bet that guy with the super-lifted Ford F-750 monster truck with the neon lights is packing feet of meat."

by ZestyOrang November 25, 2018

Pregnant feet

Prison slang for a male showering with no footwear on, exposing himself to the masturbatory loads left behind from prior inmates.

I told the new inmate that he better wear flip flops in the shower to avoid getting pregnant feet, since everyone jerks off in there.

by Throtul December 17, 2019

retarded in the feet

Retarded in the feet means when ur soo retarded ur feet become retarded

Ur soo retarded in the feet

by Albertian January 6, 2018

Feet beans

Another word for toes

Omg your feet beans look so delicious! Can i taste?😍😍😍

by Meow 😸 July 5, 2020

#1 feet

the best feet ever

bella has the #1 feet

by hamster<34 July 6, 2022

feet withdrawal

Much like that of drug withdrawal, this occurs when experiencing prolonged periods of not receiving any feet pictures from a baddie. The images are serotonin-inducing and therefore one experiences lows mentally and can exhibit physical symptoms too.

Yeah bro, I am going through feet withdrawal because she hasn’t sent me pics in weeks!

by jectz November 19, 2022

knuckle feet

A foot of a ballerina or someone with gangrene

Damn that girl got some knuckle feet

by Dingle chalk October 9, 2021