Lego feet

When having sex and your kid leaves legos on the floor. The when you step on them you eject it inside.

Last night I had lego feet with my girl. It was painful but amazing.

by ifckedyourm0m February 4, 2023

feet of meat

a phrase used sarcastically to describe someone who seems to be overcompensating for the size of their genitalia

"Hey... I bet that guy with the super-lifted Ford F-750 monster truck with the neon lights is packing feet of meat."

by ZestyOrang November 25, 2018

Walmart feet

When someone walks around barefoot so much that their feet get black and dirty.

Her feet are so dirty after walking barefoot out in public, she has Walmart feet.

by LemurK5 March 9, 2019

feet poo

like if a bird, shat on your foot

TJ: “Emma I got some major feet poo last night!”
Emma: “Why didn’t you wear shoes!?”

by tjaladishgambino January 10, 2019

whiskey feet

Extremely fucked up feet that require a lot of whiskey to look at.

That bitch got whiskey feet.

by Dick Hunter 69 July 28, 2018

pub feet

This is where beer gets in your shoes and in between your toes it makes your feet smell like there rotten

Your feet smell like pub feet

by Martin90 August 6, 2018

Baker's feet

The act of wearing socks halfway off the end of the foot to provide ankle ventilation. This creates a floppy baker's hat style area around the toes.

It's cold, why have you got your Baker's feet on?

by Refi September 16, 2018