doin' it faux natural

to masturbate

I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.

by Poetjester September 24, 2016

Faux Graviditis

/foʊ gɹa.vi.daɪ̯.tɪs/
Meaning: when a girl gets fat enough, she and other people suspect her of being pregnant

"Mary was so fat, she had Faux Graviditis!"
"Yea, I also caught it"

by Latin Linguist February 13, 2024

faux-munch

When a guy goes down on a girl, and uses his fingers and just moves his lips.

man, I totaly faux-munched her

by Sthrnprincess April 14, 2011

faux procreation

act of having sex with hopes of not producing a child.

i dont want kids, so lets just go engage in faux procreation!

by grinde7 April 3, 2008

faux-la

the white girl version of a chola.

a fake chola.

Did you see Stephanie wearing that beanie? She looked like such a faux-la even though she's from Calabasas.

by yeahuhmeeeeeeee November 4, 2008

Faux dollars

Money you don't have in the bank. (used sarcastically)

"Hey man, let's take a world trip right now."
"Oh yeah, lemme just use my faux dollars and empty cents on this imaginary global excursion."

by B.R. Jules March 16, 2015

faux-bate

to faux masturbate for a crowd.

"damn, look at that stripper up there, she's a pro-faux-bater."

by florence vanderslice December 30, 2007