faux-la

the white girl version of a chola.

a fake chola.

Did you see Stephanie wearing that beanie? She looked like such a faux-la even though she's from Calabasas.

by yeahuhmeeeeeeee November 4, 2008

faux-bate

to faux masturbate for a crowd.

"damn, look at that stripper up there, she's a pro-faux-bater."

by florence vanderslice December 30, 2007

Faux dollars

Money you don't have in the bank. (used sarcastically)

"Hey man, let's take a world trip right now."
"Oh yeah, lemme just use my faux dollars and empty cents on this imaginary global excursion."

by B.R. Jules March 16, 2015

Faux ' pu

When you're unsure if you need to poo, let off a little steam then you no longer need to poo.

William was sure he had to poo but it is temporarily a "faux ' pu"

by Kmz91695 May 8, 2023

faux invigordisastpublation

Masturbating in public in anticipation of a prediction of an Apocalypse which turns out to be wrong.

Man 1: There was a man in Times Square masturbating and yelling, "THE END IS NEIGH".

Man 2: So you mean he was faux invigordisastpublation?

Man 1: I dont know what that means but you sound smart so I guess yes, he was faux invigordisastpublation.

by Pseudonymimity Joe October 22, 2013

Faux-Co

FAUX-CO (Pronounced fo co, so that it rhymes.) is a slang term for faux couture, in other words, it is used in the sense of saying something like, "Fake Designer (Something)".

Savannah: Don't act like you don't wear faux-co Laura!

Laura: Um, so?

by CoconutMuffin June 22, 2011

Faux Fart

When all typical gaseous characteristics are met and one approaches the release of said gas in the form of a flatulent (ˈfärt - verb) but they ultimately end up releasing diarrhea instead. The faux fart phenomenon is most commonly reported after significant alcohol consumption when ones fine motor skills are impaired. Although data has not yet surfaced to support the claim, it is believed that the Faux Fart is the #1 cause of underwear loss.

Remember last night when I drank those 40’s of Old English 800? I must have been drunker than I thought cuz I guessed wrong on a the Faux Fart.

Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.

by A. Massey October 3, 2020