Even flow

Steezus’ theme

Person 1: what’s steezus’ theme
Person2: even flow

by Apexghost13 August 1, 2023

Evens

That nigga.

Evens is him, he that dude

by You got mail November 22, 2021

Even

An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.

Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.

That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.

Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)

Even, my dad, went to the store to get milk.

by TheDictionaryDog372 June 19, 2022

not even lying

Normally I would lie about this. But in this special situation I’m telling the truth.

“I’m not even lying right now, I stole this from my teacher”

by jostytosty August 23, 2022

Good evening Gigachad

A way of greeting a truly muscular man.

Chad greeted his greatest enemy by saying, "Good evening Gigachad."

by New Words for You November 16, 2022

Evening Bark

The opposite of morning wood

Ayo that GOT episode that aired yesterday had me up all night with evening bark my dude 😩😩

by Lil peaches September 19, 2022

I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

One. Dude, I can’t even.

by BusyPooping September 22, 2022