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England

One of the realest and most honest people you could ever meet. England is very calm in a soothing yet scary way. England's vibe is no like any other. England can be be one the best friends you could ever have. Always keeping it real with you and seeing things in a different way from all perpectives Dating wise England can be a bsf and a lover and completely trust worthy and most loyal lover you will ever have. England is a amazing in bed and a great sexual partner because is Slanging and also a true freak. England has a big dick and truly is just a whole package. England can be a true sweetheart if he cares about you. England will always comfort you and have your back. Although England is a overthinker and at times needs reassurence to pull him out of his thoughts. England can also be very dark and dangerous, heartless, emotionless. England will match your respect and also disrespect to the max.
I need me a England

I heard England has a big dick

Awe England is so sweet
by 321bingo November 22, 2021
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New England waterbirth

“A New England waterbirth is when you poop in the shower
“You’re lying”
Look it up
by Schlembo McMurray September 25, 2021
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New England Water Birth

A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.
“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth
by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021
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New England Wedding

A 'New England Wedding' is a wedding held on a either a Friday evening or any night other than Saturday in order for the person's financing the wedding to receive a discount. Most commonly the wedding is held at a venue beyond the ordinary budget of the wedding. Hosts of 'New England Weddings' are bad people devoid of empathy due to the necessity of their guests to take a day off work to attend the event. In sort the hosts expect their guests to subsidize their event through lost wages so that they can receive a discount. I wedding gift is not necessary at this sort of wedding due to the monies lost due to the host's frugality.
Nicole and Chase had a decided to have their wedding at the Four Season's on a Friday night because it was more affordable, when they should have rented out the pavilion behind they VFW as their budget dictated. All their guests judged them for having a New England Wedding.
by RiccardoFace July 27, 2021
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England

Jack: I live in England.
by emo nezuko August 3, 2021
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joker from england

amazing internet user. sadly doesn't realize how cool he is.
oh it's joker from england! i hope he's having a nice day.
by patheticredditor August 7, 2021
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England

A terrible country, often censored as "Engl*nd." Thar strikes disgust into the heart of any sane man
Person 1: hey I went to England this summ-

Person 2: oh no, I'm so sorry
by JfrFilms August 23, 2021
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