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England

Best Country in the world by far. We had a big bastard empire sadly its gone. oh well. The Americans that think we drink tea are tossers watch Snatch or/and Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels thats the accents some of us we're not posh!
American: Oh deary me i seem to have spilt my tea down me fetch Jeeves.
British: Shut FUCK UP YOU TWAT!
American: What?!
British: ENGLAND IS NOT LIKE THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
by FuturamaFry November 30, 2007
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New England

A wicked awesome place! Very diverse. Made up of Vermont, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Maine, Rhode Island, and Connecticut (debatable). Contrary to popular belief from West Coasters and plenty of Southerners, New York is NOT a part of New England, assholes. We have awesome maple syrup, because we actually have four seasons. The weather changes faster than a pregnant woman's mood swings.
by vtqueen802 February 23, 2013
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England

Part of a small island NEAR Europe, not part of it. While England is part of the European Union, it is not part of Europe and we do not use the Euro.
Most Americans believe that the English use nothing but the Queen's English, but the truth is that the majority of the British residency use poor spelling, grammar and diction.
England itself is made up of Council estates and chavs. We aren't obsessed with tea and crumpets, and the majority of Brits are not raging homosexuals, like some people believe.
England is also home to The BBC which is the best Television Broadcasting service in the world.
We also have the NHS and an obsession for watching men chasing balls, on a muddy pitch. This is known as Football (Not Soccer!).
While England is often considered superior, it is not. It is just better than a lot of other places :P
"iv dun nuffink rong coppa" - Example of modern English Dialect, spoken in England. This is often heard being said by youngsters on a street corner, in late hours of the evening.
by rgfdgfd March 30, 2008
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England

A soviet, racial and pro nazi country. Full satan worshippers and whore houses. Bunch of gay fags who have no allies except for those they enslave by their ancient imperial ways. They are puppets to the US and like it. They don't care about anyone else but whoever is english. Their schooling is poor and will probably be taken over by the Scottish, Irish, and the Welsh for their tyranny.
English bloke: Hail Hitler!
Me: Hey england, this is for all the countries you have enslaved: cer at annwfn 'ch Saesneg asen chreuau!!!!!!!!
by Spartan Warrior August 4, 2007
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New England Clam Bake

Insert New England clam chowder up your partners ass and then shove your cock in and blow a load, then felch the contents
She wouldnt cook me dinner so I made her a New england Clam Bake
by jb279 March 6, 2009
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england

Clearly the majority of these people haven't been to England! For a start it's a country where the major majority of the population don't have bad teeth...you're talking about a country where most of the dentistry is FREE! Idiots. English people don't sit around drinking tea or talking like an imbecile "Golly gosh that was truly spiffing!" I think not. There isn't loads of chavs that spit and swear in fact there's more emo's and scene kids. We don't fuck sheep...much ;P and unlike america we're not a counrty full of pussies! American football is like rugby with padding. Grow some balls! We also have better fashion sense than americans and don't act like five year olds on crack. I don't know how any person who is american can call our accents at least we don't act like we're buzzing off life all the damn time! And we don't have a president called Bush...eyes out for you! I don't actually have anything against americans but this pissed me off!
Random american: Dude, like oh my God that was like totally awesome!!!!!
Random england person: I'm buzzing for you.
by Borris the buttfucking britain September 5, 2008
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Engaged

Tricking women into making them pregnant before marriage.
Tom: Hey Babe, now that we are engaged... lets have sex afteral i'll marry you.
Lisa: I love you babe... <3
....becomes pregnant... months later... you know what babe this isn't working out between us. Lets call it off!

Lisa: heart broken and single mother... no father
by Venus_D October 13, 2017
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