ev s

this girl has a crush on probably the ugliest guy and sucks at math. she gleeks a little too much and she has a really good shrek impression.

person 1: why is ev s galloping around like a horse girl
person 2: man, i don’t know, that’s just ev s!

by xdlogic2007 November 24, 2021

Jennifer Eve

A small petite woman, who at times will surprise you with her abominable strength, cutting edge vocabulary, and stunning good looks!

Don't play games with mom, unless you really want to see a true "Jennifer Eve".

by BeccaJean December 24, 2020

Walnut on New Year's Eve

The most beautiful the absolute perfection. Even if they think they are flawed they are only more beautiful to you. Someone put into your life someone you want to keep around

Oh my gosh she is a walnut on New Year's Eve!

No way you are insane how did you find one??

by Olivier.C November 8, 2016

eve blunden

a smelly bitch with a nut allergy

ew it’s eve blunden she’s so weird get away

by delilah mchugh September 14, 2020

The Fucking Ev

Have period sex , cum in her ass , chant ev while u cum then both don’t clean up, go for a 100km run then come back And fuck her in her filthy cum ass and then cum in a jar and use the blood cum poo cocktail for Seasoning for the wagu beef for dinner and make sure to grunt Ev the entire time.

The fucking Ev

by JoshMaccas October 21, 2020

Ev aids

You can’t run. You can’t hide. Everyone gets it. Even if u didn’t want it. Wether u like it or not.

Ew I got ev aids

by Unkownguyishere June 28, 2021

eve

someone who is snarky , full of them self and really rude, they have friends and a boyfriend but no one actually knows how

fred: that girl is such a mean person

carter: that’s definitely an eve

by student04 June 25, 2020