Ol’ Dusty

Old mans dick- especially a veiny one with dead skin and a cheese shop at the bottom

Betsy: hey john what’s for dinner todayyy?
John: haha, Ol’ Dusty!
Betsy: and you wonder why our kid came out ginger!

by johnysinsrighthand August 9, 2020

dusty cheeto

Innuendo for a dick that hasn't gotten any action fo awhile

My ex girlfriend said I had a dusty cheeto.

by maggie12403 July 15, 2017

Dusty Router

When an IT professional has sex with someone more than twice their age while performing their official duties.

"Yeah, Todd helped old lady Thatcher on the seventh floor with her new login and gave her the dusty router right in her office!"

"Door open?"

"You know it."

by Positive Control February 26, 2018

Dusty Smut

The act of kicking dirt in a slut's face after sex.

I totally gave this girl a Dusty Smut last night.

by EnterUsernameHere March 14, 2013

dusty potatoe

A old mans genatalia

Man,that old man had a Dusty potatoe

by JJJJbear June 26, 2016

Dusty Munger

Really obscure slang for slapping someone on the back hard. The word came about because Dusty Munger is an annoying asshole. Used by Mountain Phoenix students.

Holy shit dude, watch out hes gonna give you a Dusty Munger

by michaelwave May 23, 2023

Dusty Lincoln

Jizz on someones face and attach shaved pubes.

Jay's beard looks like a dusty lincoln

by Penguids August 18, 2021