douche beard 

Noun. dōōsh beerd An over-trimmed beard, resembling a chin-strap and stopping at the chin or just above the neck.

Commonly sported by (but not limited to) beta-males in urban areas, the douche beard has spread into the realm of effete Jr. College wannabes and self-hating white hip-hop poseurs.

Douche beards are the mullets of this millennium and should be relegated to men of Asian and Latin descent who lack sufficient facial hair follicles to grow a full beard. Anyone else electively grooming their facial hair in this manner is immediately subject of ridicule and derision and of questionable taste/intellect.

Hey- if gonna have a beard then commit to a beard. Don't be a tool and sport douche beard; otherwise you'll look like K-fed, Timberlake or Turtle.

douche beard by firingprone September 22, 2009

douche cannon

a person who is far more douchebaggedy than your everday douche bag. That word is insufficient, which warrants the use of douche cannon, when this person is off the charts in douchebaggedness scale, and you would readily render them infertile using acid on their genitalia. Douche cannon originates from the early name calling methods used during the Revolutionary war era. British soldiers commonly degraded their fellow army members, when they were incompetent with a cannon or other gunpowder apparati, They were aptly named "douche cannons" and usually were subject to sodomy from their horse. In conclusion, this is the strongest level of douchebaggery, use it wisely for its conotations are far more powerfull than calling someone a fag, or retard, or shitbrick.

Speaker A- Dude my mom's a complete douche cannon

Speaker B- WTF i can't believe you just called your mom a douche cannon, thats serious shit

Speaker A- Yea.

douche cannon by kermitbangme69 February 20, 2007

douche knight 

A person who is a utter dick to everyone they meet. Name is primarly inspired by the movie the "dark kight", but with a little douche flavor.

Man, presswood sure is a douche knight!

douche knight by moon knight February 28, 2009

douche baggage

noun. The friends of friends that show up at parties and generally disregard the rules of the house making asses of themselves in the process. They are hard to get rid of for fear of offending your close friend that is friends with these people.

I'd invite Phil to the party but he always brings along his douche baggage.

douche baggage by cynic4000 May 17, 2007

Douche Supreme 

The biggest douche that ever was. His douchiness is so grand it makes all the other douches seem like nice guys. And he's french.

"Valentine is the Douche Supreme"

Douche Supreme by lesser-douche February 22, 2009

Douche Stealth Bomber 

A person who unexpectedly becomes a douche.
A person who suprises you so much by their douchyness that it seems like a sneak attack.

My ex is a total douche stealth bomber - what an asshat for him to be cheating on me for 2 years!

Douche Stealth Bomber by jenskank March 22, 2009

douche whistler 

1.Someone who teaches piano to one handed retards.

2. The act of totally sucking.

3. Most hippies

4. A complete tool box

"That filthy douche whistler just stole my wallet!..but damn this one armed retarded kid is good at piano."

douche whistler by Jeffrey Anderson July 25, 2009