Doctor Wang

Your friendly neighbor urologist

My balls hurt so I made an appointment with Doctor Wang M.D.

by myballskindaHURT March 30, 2010

pod doctor

A doctor or other caregiver who, rather than working for the patient's best interest and health, instead works for an insurance company or the government. Their "patient" is really the entity that employs them, and their job is to control costs and serve the interests of their employer. This ultimately creates a conflict of interest.

1. Insurance company Conglomerated Healthcare dispatched its pod doctor to displace the hospitalist treating the patient, and to quickly turf the patient. The mission was successful, and the pod doctor returned to the insurance offices without the patient ever being the wiser.

2. Death panels will be staffed by pod doctors.

by Lulubeans October 2, 2014

Doctor 2

To take a mildly racist and do a prostate exam and tell he is part black

I think this man needs a doctor 2

by Whydontutakemetogumpytown March 25, 2023

gooch doctor

The Doctor that inspects the Gooch and the area around it

Alex, my gooch doctor said my gooch has a rash.

by CarlaTheCarAlarm May 19, 2015

doctor karen

Doctor Karen is an lovingly panned nickname from the Whovians (Doctor Who Fans) of the current and first female incarnation of The Doctor portrayed by Jodie Whittaker who recently quit the role.

1. The 16th series of Doctor Who was bad. Yeah Doctor Karen ruined it and tanked the ratings.

2. Who was the worst Doctor in your opinion? Doctor Karen from the woken 16th series

3. Who did the most moping and most half arsed portrayal of the Doctor? Doctor Karen

by SuckinDieselBae January 6, 2021

queef doctor

A male who cannot fart with noise..so in turn, he turns to silent queefs

When no noise was made and it started to smell like shit, everyone looked at the Queef Doctor because it was a given that he had struck again.

by birdman May 23, 2004

Ham Doctor

A euphemism describing a person who has committed the most unspeakable and vile acts imaginable upon the ass of another. If you could get a doctorate in butt rape, then the Ham Doctor would qualify.

"We've got another red flag, sir. A bad one."
"Hit me."
"Ham Doctor."
"Eughh."

by Slyk July 22, 2009