Dishes

Plural for dish.

"Crap I forgotta do the dishes, one sec."

by Isaac Dicks February 6, 2021

Petri Dish

A place that is full of people with the possibility of infection of viruses or diseases via close contact via people or "gross" environments, humid and warm temperatures, and people who are not minding etiquette in spread of coughing, sneezing, washing hands, or touching food.

John, that party sucked last night! Everybody was sticking their hands in the food and being all sweaty around each other. What a petri dish.

by Bocker December 29, 2021

dish wad

Calling someone a dirty gossiper. Dish is equal to dish water; being dirty. Wad is equal to gossip, spreading rumors, etc.

Erin was gossiping about the new student being a hellion although there was no evidence.
"Hey, dish wad," Mike calls out, "Get real."

by Yinjaei May 20, 2024

dish soap piss wank

dish soap piss wank is a drink it tastes like a mix of the three like some old bloke called steve jizzed in a cup of piss then tried cleaning it out. some people like the taste which is a little kinky. i guess im kinky bc i like dish soap piss wank

ooo yummy thats some great dish soap piss wank

by thepisswankman January 27, 2024

Dish Off

An less vulgar alternative to telling someone to go fuck themselves

Jaspar: ‘i fucked your mum’
you: ‘dish off you cunt’

by yourhotmothet September 6, 2022

dish duke

When you defecate on top of someone’s dishes in their kitchen sink .

Yo I heard Brenda took a dish duke at Tia’s house last week .

by Headlocknoogie November 22, 2021

dish girl

A girl who has a watertight scratch collar affixed around her neck where dozens upon dozens of men ejaculate into the now breakfast dish. The very last participant will dump in some cereal into the semen soup and feed the dish girl her breakfast.

Jessica told me her #1 fantasy was to be a dish girl and cocoa puffs would be her cereal of choice.

by OneNastyMoFo October 16, 2015