elise is a dinosaur!
by little foot 1112 March 27, 2011

by Gangsta in the evening April 17, 2020

Dinosaur are animals that most people say they are extinct, but i think that they could still be alive to this day. Just they are hiding out somewhere. They are a lot of peoples favourite animals, including George Pig and yours truly, ME! Dinosaurs are just so cool. They are definitely alive still!
Kid: I love dinosaurs
Person1: Hey kid dinosaurs are DEAD!
Kid: wahhhhhhhhh
Me: no dinosaurs are probably still alive dummy
Person1: oh (feels stupid)
Person1: Hey kid dinosaurs are DEAD!
Kid: wahhhhhhhhh
Me: no dinosaurs are probably still alive dummy
Person1: oh (feels stupid)
by anonymous December 14, 2020

The willful refusal of corporate leadership to acknowledge or adopt emerging technology, trends, or innovations. This often leads to catastrophic business failure. Most commonly found in legacy companies where senior execs are allergic to change and cling to outdated models like it’s still 1995.
Symptoms include:
- Laughing off disruptive startups
- Refusing to invest in digital transformation (including AI)
- Saying things like “This is how we’ve always done it”
- Holding 3-hour meetings to ignore 3-minute solutions
- Exaggerated paranoia about worst case outcomes trying new things.
- Refusal to invest extra money just because it might lower short term profitability and might temporarily upset investors.
- Pathetically trying to look “new and hip” by wasting money on asinine expenditures DEI and wokeness thinking customers will overlook outdated products and services. This was especially problematic 2021-2024 but still unfortunately prevalent in many corporations. This is the “Bud Light” effect.
Symptoms include:
- Laughing off disruptive startups
- Refusing to invest in digital transformation (including AI)
- Saying things like “This is how we’ve always done it”
- Holding 3-hour meetings to ignore 3-minute solutions
- Exaggerated paranoia about worst case outcomes trying new things.
- Refusal to invest extra money just because it might lower short term profitability and might temporarily upset investors.
- Pathetically trying to look “new and hip” by wasting money on asinine expenditures DEI and wokeness thinking customers will overlook outdated products and services. This was especially problematic 2021-2024 but still unfortunately prevalent in many corporations. This is the “Bud Light” effect.
Blockbuster had a chance to buy Netflix for pocket change, but their execs unfortunately had Dinosaur Ignorance. They thought they were too big to fail and they couldn’t see the asteroid of new technology about to obliterate their entire business model. Now there is just a sad empty dusty store in Oregon full of regrets.
by BlueonBack2628 March 21, 2025

by gerah September 24, 2021

Dinosaurs are ancient reptiles that walk around and say RAR. They were humongous, and they ate a truck ton of food. The T-rex, Triceratops, Stegosaurus, and Barney are all dinosaurs. Dinosaurs ranged in color, from tan, to red, to purple. Some had feathers, and others didn’t. A singular species of true dinosaurs still exists. They are usually found in Kentucky Ballistics videos, or at halloween time.
by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024
