donut whore

A person, usually a woman who works in some sort of office and orders two or more dozen donuts in a donut store before heading to work, leaving others with little to choose from after they ransack the place.

I better grab one of those maple crullers before the donut whores beat me to it, because getting my maple cruller could mean the difference between me having a good day or a bad one.

by T-Rex75 September 12, 2020

sell donuts

A creative way of saying "sucks dick" without everyone knowing what you are saying.

Look at that waffle crapper, I bet she's a pro at selling donuts.

by NJC November 24, 2004

sugar donut

A sex act in which one party sprinkles sugar over his/her asshole, and the other licks it off, enjoying the sugary goodness. Just beginning to sweep the nation, despite its massive popularity in the gay community.

I gave my girl a sugar donut.

by social_suicide May 18, 2005

glazed donuts

A word that disses the chicago gang gangser(G.D)

Me and my lords are going to kick some glazed donuts ass.

by LEE August 1, 2003

soggy donut

When a group of guys stand around a donut and jack off on it and last one to ejaculate has to eat it!!

Hunter James Kevin and Peter were having a soggy donut and Hunter lost and had to eat it

by jimmy and jack September 28, 2006

deputy donut

An obese police officer or sherrif or any deputy thereof who is restricted from running due to his weight.
~Such a person is sensative to the word donut because he is "trying to lose weight."

Deputy Donut over there caught me smoking pot, but I outran his ass!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

slippery donut

when you stress too hard on the toilet seat that you push your ass all the way through the seat

"Lip had a slippery donut while trying to shit a big one on the can"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005