krispy kreme donut hand

when you're done beating your dick and your hand looks like a freshly glazed krispy kreme donut

"no don't come in the bathroom, i've got krispy kreme donut hand, bro"

by imakegob00m911 December 1, 2022

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Meat Donut

Another fine euphemism for the old birth canal, the fishwrinkle, the snatch, the fleshy female fun bag, the pleasure inny. (ie. the Vagina)

The man inserts his penis into the woman's (let's call her Charis) Meat Donut. 9 months later, a baby comes back out the woman's (let's call her Charis again) Meat Donut and the man is nowhere in sight.

by Capt Scotty September 23, 2005

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donut and banger asile

the asile with all the snacks and when your really fucking high you just want all the donuts and snacks..

Witz: Dude the donut and banger asile is lookin pretty fucking good right now.
Frank: I feel you on that man.

by DAT PIFF SET January 14, 2010

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Donut Challenge

𝗩𝗲𝗿𝗯:

It’s a challenge in which a group of people stack donuts on their dick. The person who can stack the most is considered to be the winner.

“𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘂𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸, 𝗜 𝗴𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿“

“𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗻 𝗯𝗿𝗼, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴“
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Person 1: What’s the donut challenge

Person 2: it’s when a group of people stack donuts on their dicks

Person 1-: “𝘿𝙞𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙗 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 donut-challenge!!??“

Person 2-: “𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚, 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣’𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙠 5 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙪𝙩𝙨!!“

Person 1-: 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙗𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜

by Challenge October 10, 2020

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mouth donut

A particularly bushy, dense goatee, in the shape of a circle around the guy's mouth. So-called because it resembles a chocolate frosted doughnut. Popular with frat boys (goes well with a cinched brimmed baseball cap) and baseball players.

Kevin Youkilis of the Red Sox shaved off his mouth donut for charity.

by Pantstron3000 December 10, 2007

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