national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day

bojack reference LMAO

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"

by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023

international dick slap day

April 13th and international day to slap guys in the dick

Girl: guess what day it is?
Guy:April 13th?
Girl:International dick slap day (slay guy in dick)
Guy: fucking cunt

by Yolilboat April 11, 2017

international flex day

On April 26 it is international flex day a day to flex all the rad shit you own

Yo today is international flex day ima flex hard

by Flex god w May 30, 2018

International Shit day (2nd December)

International Shit Day:
(Noun) Yearly Event:
At 1.PM Universal Time 2nd December, we all take a shit together. Weather in public or personal bathroom, you must save your shit, then dump it every year.

International Shit day (2nd December)
Fred: Bro, I gotta take a shit
Erik: No wait. Save it for the 2nd of December.
Fred: You know what, you're right!
Erik: Tell your friends to save their shit as well.

by YourLocalAnonymousPerson November 24, 2019

International Dababy Day

this is a holiday that celebrates the epic music of the best music artists of all time! this holiday is celebrated on december 10th

international Dababy Day is the best holiday ever invented, we should all be celebrating Dababy Day!

by DababyIsTheBest10 April 10, 2021

kick someone in the dick day

National kick someone in the dick day!!! WOOHOOOO

Carol-Hey, it’s national kick someone in the dick day *BAM*
Sam- OUCH!!!

by Boom banger October 11, 2020

Rome wasn't built in a day

Important work takes time. This expression functions as an injunction or plea for someone to be patient.

You can't expect her to finish this project in the time allotted; Rome wasn't built in a day.

by PurpleDragonFire September 30, 2016