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Cursed Cheese

A raging homosexual boy whos fantasises are to get fucked in the dupa by the dupa
'I need a Cursed Cheese in my life'
'Who dat?'
'a summer time lover boy who i will fuck'
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Curve

To $#%^ on a woman poetically. In a gitchy manner which drives her insane causing her to come back for more each time. This was once called the zinger. You ignore her. Shut her down. Leaving her wanting more. Because she wants. What she can't have.

1) To curve is to be authoritative and dominant. You control the situation and let her know you're the man. That's what she wants. Someone to take control of her. And the situation.

You're just gonna shut her down with some friendly banter.

2) You can flat out reject her. It'll drive her crazy. Because her ego is too great. She must try again.

3) You control curve the attention in your favor. She wants her cake and to eat it too. She wants attention but too much attention is a bad thing. You seem desperate. You need to be unobtainable. Because then she'll want you. Let her think you have options whether you do or not. Give her attention. And then take years to respond. Because her mind will race at the possibilities of what your lack of response might be:

"Does he like me?"

"What's he doing?"

Every time you come back showing love you're like the drug she needs. You make her feel good. This is all part of the chase.

She wants attention. You must disappoint her. Bc then she will want more. Take years to respond as she twirls her hair going "where is this guy?" As she becomes more and more frustrated all the time. Curve her. Make her wait. It'll drive her mad. And drive her closer to you.
Example:

Woman: stay awhile 🖤

Man: see ya later alligator 🐊

Option 2:

Shorty: yada... yada.. sex with my tennis coach

Coach: I'm already giving someone tennis lessons. 🤷🏻 ♂️

#curve #yousee

Option 3:

Woman approaches man who has not responded to the last five texts.

Woman: You curving me? skittish

Man: No. I'm just in control of the situation.

Woman: That's hot.

Man: kiss

Option 4:

We're not posting this.

Are you against males or big dicks?
by onebigdickbandit July 15, 2020
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Curvelation

The act of curving a Boeing ball.
Typically a term only used at the professional level.
“ my bowling ball didn’t have enough curvelation in order to hit the pocket.”
by Humanist Angelino October 21, 2020
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cursedimagesupply

If you found this page, you have fallen so deep there is no help for you anymore.
1: hey man do you follow cursedimagesupply?
2: No man I'm not that down bad yet
by sexybeast404 February 19, 2021
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CursedKoki//Cursed

Cursedkoki//Cursed is a wonderfull person who talks about spaghetti in toasters, he is known to be a kokichi main and kinnie on Ace Atorney Online on the server HDF
Cursed is cursed isnt cursed? as you see this is a cursed sentence made my cursed.-jed1 ((Cursedkoki//cursed
by Cursedd April 1, 2021
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cursed definition

And here we see a cursed definition in the wild.
by fuck off nosy ass prick April 12, 2021
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cursed boi

a VERY cursed cat that kitboy_orb drew and now they use as pfp
he is a cursed boi, a chonky boi
by ms.idontgototherapy May 10, 2021
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